The Sphinx with No Nose

🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining...
...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news:
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side:
🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!
(Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always:
📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits
You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha,
Nan 👋😎

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