Episodes

  • Shamrocks and Shenanigans
    Mar 17 2026

    St. Patrick's Day means green beer, questionable decisions, and absolutely no brakes. In this episode we dive into the shamrocks, shenanigans, and chaos that come with celebrating the most unpredictable holiday of the year. We bring the feral St. Patrick's day feral energy, and feral stories.


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    29 mins
  • All Gas, No Brakes: Chili Edition
    Mar 10 2026

    Trikki and Payne hit the road for a chili cook-off adventure filled with spicy food, questionable decisions, and a lot of laughs. Somewhere between chili tastings and toad trip chaos, the conversation turns in to a full roast of Jeep drivers...while they're literally driving a Jeep.

    Chili, hypocrisy, and all gas no brakes.


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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Press Record and Pray
    Feb 24 2026

    We're back to recording like nothing happened...except EVERYTHING happened.

    After a break that felt chaotic and warranted, we did what we do best, ignored structure, hit the red button, and hoped for the best. No warm-up. No rehearsal. No emotional safety rails. Just two microphones, unchecked opinions, and the kind of confidence usually reserved for people who absolutely should not have it.

    If you missed us, this is your fault. If you didn't, buckle up anyway.

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    38 mins
  • Who Let Us Be Adults?
    Jan 27 2026

    In this episode Trikki and Payne spiral through the unspoken horrors of adulthood-rent, taxes. insurance, burnout, and overwhelming realization that nobody acutually knows what they are doing.

    If you've ever thought "I missed the syllabus" or wondered who approved this level of responsibility, this one's for you.

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    25 mins
  • When Authority Becomes the Crime
    Jan 20 2026

    This case wasn't about a lack of evidence-it was about a surplus of power.

    In When Authority Becomes the Crime, we unpack a true-crime case where law enforcement and the court system weren't just involved....they were the problem. Bad calls, worse judgment, and a system that closed ranks instead of telling the truth.

    When the law protects itself before the people, justice doesn't just fail-it disappears.

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    34 mins
  • Aging Like Milk: A Woodrow Birthday Special
    Jan 6 2026

    It's Woodrow's birthday, and instead of cake we chose violence (verbally, legally speaking). This episode is a lovingly unhinged roast where the candles are lit, the shots are poured, and Woodrow's questionable life choices are put on full display.

    We celebrate another year of Woodrow doing Woodrow things- aging like milk in a hot car, ignoring warning labels, and somehow surviving despite the odds.

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    34 mins
  • Warning: OG Inside (Listener Discretion Strongly Encouraged)
    Dec 9 2025

    Buckle up, babes - OG walked into the studio and the brakes walked OUT. In this episode Trikki, Payne, and OG dive headfirst in to unfiltered stories, and the kind of chaotic energy that should probably come with a legal disclaimer. From the wild hot takes to " did-they-really-just-say-that?" moments, nothing is safe, everyone's laughing, and OG keeps the chaos meter in the red the entire time.

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    45 mins
  • Weekend Words We Can't Unhear
    Nov 11 2025

    Some weekends leave memories-this one left evidence. Trikki and Payne dive into the wildest, most unhinged things overheard on a Saturday that had us questioning humanity, sobriety, and who gave these people microphones. Everything's funny when you've got Two Mouths and No Brakes. WARNING: The words you're about to hear cannot be unheard. Proceed with shots, not caution.

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    36 mins