The title isn’t lying – Peter Parker/Spider-Man does not appear in this episode for even a second, and our other Spider-Folks finally take center stage! We return to the 2017 cartoon after way too long as Gwen Stacy seeks to regain her powers and become Ghost-Spider proper, while Miles Morales tries to mentor Anya Corazón on friendly neighborhood spidering. All that, plus a silly lil Tinkerer and a big kaiju Scorpion!

We’re watching Marvel’s Spider-Man (2017): Season 2, Episode 14: “The Day Without Spider-Man”.

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A kaiju cat with paralyzing eyes? A wizard with magical energy powers? An electronic werewolf? …Or were-cat?! Raymond Strife from The Aging Punks joins us for the most incoherent episode of the 60s Spider-Man show, where a green-skinned Burl Ives-inspired magician named Pardo sends out his eye-beam-shooting giant black cat that…might be a robot? Or an energy being? Or Pardo himself? We talk about the hilariously egregious repeated sequences and frozen audiences, and how every act of this bizarre episode seems to be written by a different person.

We’re watching Spider-Man (1967): Season 2, Episode 11: “Pardo Presents”.

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If you’re in New Jersey, go see One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and see Raymond’s music video premiere at the Garden State Film Festival!

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We say farewell to Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends… and hello to Iceman’s sister, Lightwave! In the final episode, the Spider-Friends get swept up in a S.H.I.E.L.D. plot with aggressive brainwashing, a defense satellite, and a very serious Bobby Drake. As their adventure ends, we talk about how we fell in love with this show and what could’ve been had it continued.

We’re watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: Season 3, Episode 8: “Mission: Save the Guardstar”.

Episode Source: RetroFan Magazine #38

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Firestar’s ex exacts revenge on the ex-X-Man and the X-Men! X-fan Manicorn uses his mutant powers to guide us through this backdoor pilot for an X-Men cartoon that never was, featuring a cyborg villain who turns the X-Mansion into a deathtrap. We get into the team’s roster and how this episode responded to the concurrent comics, Xavier the huge dick, beautiful manly Colossus and mankini-clad Nightcrawler, Firestar straight-up murdering a guy, and of course everyone’s favorite X-Men location: The Maze of Madness!

We’re watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: Season 3, Episode 7: “The X-Men Adventure”.

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Podcasts: The Loincloth Hour and The Spank Bank

Episode Source: Comics Scene #11 (September 1983)

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Last year Derek literally fled the country to get away from the Kraven the Hunter movie, but Doug persisted and convinced Glitterjaw’s own Gavin & Tyler to see it! In this re-released Patreon episode, we talk all about whether Aaron Taylor-Johnson makes a good Kraven, why Ariana DeBose needs to fire her agent, who exactly the Foreigner is, how literally anyone’s superpowers are supposed to work, and of course, the oasis in this desert of a film: big boy bear era Russell Crowe.

Want to hear Derek FINALLY forced to watch the movie and get his live reactions? Check out our brand new Patreon commentary!

For more of Gavin, check out The Mixed Reviews and The Q Division: A James Bond Movie Marathon.

For more of Tyler, check out Fear Coded: A Queer Horror Podcast.

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Ever explore the attic of an abandoned house and discover a flower kaiju and a time machine? Chris from Every Spider-Man Ever joins us for the 60s cartoon’s prehistoric adventure, where Spidey goes to 3 million B.C. to get radium gems and then decimates an entire species of sentient plant people. We talk about all the weird little freaks and their cool designs, and question who’s the bigger villain: Master Vine or Peter’s friend Jackie?

We’re watching Spider-Man (1967): Season 2, Episode 10: “Vine”.

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We all know Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy, but remember the other love of Peter Parker’s life… Ariel from outer space? It’s love at first sight between Peter Parker and an alien from the far future in this this silly but sincere tragic love story, which includes an astrology party populated by furries, Doc Ock’s severed tentacle, lots of passionate deep kisses, and of course, our new best friend the Nebu-crab.

We’re watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: Season 3, Episode 6: “Spidey Meets the Girl from Tomorrow”.

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YOU DEMANDED IT! The Amazing Friends crew and Stan Lee answer fan mail and explain the big questions we all had about the Spider-Friends in this flashback episode, including: How did the Spider-Friends meet? Why do they all live with Aunt May? Where did they get that high-tech crime computer system they rarely use? The question it DOESN’T answer: Why do The Beetle and Tony Stark sound like that?

We’re watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: Season 3, Episode 5: “The Origin of the Spider-Friends”.

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