Episodes

  • 50th (request) episode! Pixies' Doolittle ranked with Zachary Goode (Smash Mouth) and Alex Maizel (Hey Clip video star)
    Mar 20 2026

    New episode up! What's your most loved and least favourite song on Pixies' 1989 album Doolittle!? Our big 50th anniversary AND our fifth request episode, kindly nominated by @Keefrow1 (MIA) and Zachary Goode from Smash Mouth, who shows up for his record-breaking second guest ranker spot. We give thanks and reveal our most and least listened to episodes to date then take some listeners' questions before getting into one of alternative rock's biggest building blocks. Early Youtube star/Pixies video director Alex Maizel weighs in from Vietnam about her famous "Hey" lipsync fame. Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Youtube, Spotify and heaven. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Alternative rock, Amherst, Bailey's Walk, Frank Black, Boston, b-sides, Crackity Jones, Dead, Kim Deal, Debaser, Doolittle, Downtown Recorders, 4AD, Black Francis, Zachary Goode, Gouge Away, Here Comes Your Man, Hey, Hey Clip, I Bleed, Israel, La La Love You, lipsync, Loudquietloud, David Lovering, Alex Maizel, Manta Ray, Massachusetts, Mr. Grieves, Monkey Gone to Heaven, Nirvana, Gil Norton, No. 13 Baby, Pixies, Joey Santiago, screaming, Silver, slicing up eyeballs, Smash Mouth, spanish, Tasha, Tame, There Goes My Gun, Charles Thompson, Wave of Mutilation, Youtuber, 1989.
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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)
    Hey Clip /https://youtu.be/CSo1gOd48
    "Ring The Bell" video https://youtu.be/fCRZrfonyZU
    Tyler's Pixels' Doolittle EP https://open.spotify.com/album/3gL8v4x1CStj0CDYe6w1oV

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    2 hrs
  • RERUN The Stone Roses self-titled debut ranked
    Feb 17 2026

    Hello and welcome to our first official We Will Rank You rerun. You may have noticed that we've had to reupload some old episodes recently that were mistakenly taken down for copyright reasons. I looked at our analytics for the first time in ages and noticed that we had the biggest month we've ever had just because of one extra old episode I'd put back up. I mean, I'm already slowly putting up all of the old episodes on Youtube with fun visuals. I guess I can put up an oldie here too.
    Jim chose the first one to bring back and he picked episode seven on the self-titled debut of the Stone Roses from 2021. He chose to rank each song in the order that they're on the album, which we only did one other time, for Blur's Parklife, before the others agreed that it was anticlimactic when we named our favorite song in the first few minutes. I told ya. At an hour and 57 minutes, it was our longest episode to date but a couple of episodes later, Sinead passed it by one minute and eventually our 1983 wildcard episode was our longest at nearly three hours. For years, this was our most listened to episode until it was recently taken over by our Wildcard Live Album show.
    Jim writes: "The hosts agree (I think) that this is the group’s favorite album they’ve ever ranked. I maintain my album picks are the best. No one comes close." He's not right about his picks being the best but this episode probably is in a very close race with Violent Femmes for our biggest surefire lovefest, except for, spoiler alert, Dan's take on Adored, which became an oft-repeated anecdote. Here it tis.


    Jim's lemony-fresh pick is by FAR the album that the four of us have all loved the most. That combined with Adam being the singer for a ridiculous Stone Roses coverband means that there was a LOT for us to say, resulting in our longest episode yet. However, it's a FUN one. For fans of podcasts that go track-by-track instead of our usual countdown, today is your lucky day for a special episode on this 1989 classic. Special guests include 33 1/3 Stone Roses author Alex Green from Stereo Embers podcast and F#!kin' In The Bushes DJ Daniel Sant! Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS: backwards stuff, baggy, Ian Brown, "Bye Bye Badman", dance-rock, "Don't Stop", "Elephant Stone", "Elizabeth My Dear", "Fool's Gold", guitar gods, "I Am the Resurrection", "I Wanna Be Adored", John Leckie, lemons, "Made of Stone", Madchester, Manchester, Mani, murder, neo-psychedelia, Reni, "She Bangs the Drums", "Shoot You Down", "(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister", Spike Island, John Squire, "This Is the One", "Waterfall", 1989.
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    THEM: https://www.StoneRoses.org
    BAND HISTORY: Alex Green, Stereo Embers podcast
    END CREDITS SONG: Made of Stone (808 State Remix) by the Stone Roses END CREDITS TALENT: Daniel Sant, F#!kin' In The Bushes

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    1 hr and 58 mins
  • 49. Oasis - The Masterplan ranked
    Jan 26 2026

    What's your most loved and least favourite song on the Oasis b-sides collection the Masterplan? FINALLY, our long awaited Oasis episode and Jim threw us a curveball choosing this collection with some of his favorite Gallagher tunes. SHIELDS UP as he takes on two non-fans for a fookin' Brit battle. Adam was the singer of North America's first(?) Oasis coverband, the short-lived parody the Fookin' Wankers, but he loves taking the piss, so he and Dan cranked up the willpower trying not to buzzkill Jim's superfandom TOO badly. Lots of fun show tales from San Francisco's tiny, infamous Britpop royalty/meth supply show to their biblical Rose Bowl reunion gathering. Legendary Denver Britpop/soul DJ Tyler Jacobson reads our closing credits and weighs in as our guest ranker and...more. Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Youtube, Spotify and everywhere underneath the sky. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    acoustic guitar, Acquiesce, Ryan Adams, Gem Archer, Burt Bacharach, because we need each other, the Beatles, Andy Bell, Blur, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Britpop, b-sides, Canned Heat, Creation Records, does it matter if it's out of tune, England, Fade Away, fauxasis, fookin' wankers, the Fookin' Wankers, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Going Nowhere, Half the World Away, harmonica, Headshrinker, horns, I Am the Walrus, (It's Good) To Be Free, Tyler Jacobson, the Jam, the Kinks, Lipgloss, Listen Up, Manchester, The Masterplan, The Masterplan Conspiracy, Oasis, Oasis25, Oasiz (the mentioned San Diego Oasis tribute), organ, Ride, rock and roll, Rockin' Chair, Rose Bowl, rude, see how we are, Sex Pistols, singles, the Soundtrack of Our Lives, Stay Young, Rod Stewart, The Swamp Song, Talk Tonight, Underneath the Sky, Paul Weller, Wham!, 1994-97.



    Fookin Wankers (fauxasis Oasis parody) highlights https://youtu.be/f7ni3aXwgPU
    Oasiz (San Diego Oasis tribute Adam alluded to but stupidly forgot to mention) https://www.facebook.com/Oasiz.SD.tribute

    End mashup by Audio Ammunition https://youtu.be/Ll39IOf4d6c
    Tyler Jacobson https://www.facebook.com/tylerdjacobson
    The Casual Sound Brit-Pop Podcast https://thecasualsound.com/

    Tyler's Pixels' Doolittle EP https://open.spotify.com/album/3gL8v4x1CStj0CDYe6w1oV


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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • REPOST 18. Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells A Story ranked
    Dec 30 2025

    POD STEWART! What are your most favorite and least-loved songs on Rod Stewart's classic album Every Picture Tells A Story? Since three of us hail from 1971, Dan chose this Rodrecord that divided the hosts with its boozy, bluesy goodness and raspy crooning. A must-listen for fans of the phrase “a long time”. Hear it at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your local donut shop. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod . ***THIS IS A REPOST. This episode was taken down for third-party copyright strikes but think we might've submitted our "critic" loophole incorrectly so here it is again.


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Amazing Grace, Theodore Anderson, Arthur Crudup, donuts, Bob Dylan, Every Picture Tells a Story, Faces, (Find a) Reason to Believe, Cornelius Grant, Tim Hardin, Henry, Eddie Holland, (I Know) I'm Losing You, Maggie May, mandolin Mandolin Wind, Martin Quittenton, Seems Like a Long Time, solo album, Rod Stewart, That's All Right, Tomorrow Is a Long Time, Norman Whitfield, Ronnie Wood, 1971.


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    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 48. Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas ranked
    Dec 24 2025

    What's your most loved and least favourite song on Cocteau Twins' 1990 album Heaven or Las Vegas? Ranking such a semi-wordless shimmery masterpiece was a strange, wonderful experience. TMI abounds. San Diego's Cocteau coverband, the Mocteau Twins inspired Adam to choose it and the whole band was kind enough to send us their story and favorites! Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and Las Vegas. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Ambient, baby, Blue Bell Knoll, Kate Bush, Capitol Records, Cherry Coke, Cherry-Coloured Funk, Christmas lights, Cocteau Twins, the Cure, Miley Cyrus, dream pop, electronic, experimental, Fifty-Fifty Clown, Fotzepolitic, 4AD, Elizabeth Fraser, Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires, GARLIC FONDUE, harmonies, Robin Guthrie, Heaven For Last Vegans, Heaven or Las Vegas, Iceblink Luck, Jericho, Johnny and the Self Abusers, Las Bagels, London, Lucy Belle, Massive Attack, misheard lyrics, Mocteau Twins, Alanis Morrissette, newborn, pedals, Pitch the Baby, Matt Pond PA, psychedelia, Simon Raymonde, reverb, Ride, Road River and Rail, Chappell Roan, Scotland, September Sound, shoegaze, Simple Minds, the Sundays, swirling, Twickenham, Wolf in the Breast, 1990.
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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)
    http://www.instagram.com/MocteauTwins

    http://www.alwaysontherun.net/cocteau.htm (Cocteau Twins lyrics site)

    https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/how-fake-my-bloody-valentine-and-cocteau-twins-lyrics-ended-up-on-spotify/

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 27. Madonna - Immaculate Collection ranked (musicless reupload, original episode now on Youtube)
    Nov 5 2025


    What’s your most loved and least favorite song on Madonna's Immaculate Collection?! For the last of our four-episode series of Greatest Hits episodes, Dan chose the best-selling solo artist collection of all-time. Good times ranking songs we're all familiar with but not huge fans of. Unsurprisingly, these four straight white males still had lots of fun things to say and recall about the ever-present queen. This was recently removed for third-party copyright for reasons we can't figure out. Still fun without the Madonna tunes or you can listen with the Music on Youtube. Listen at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your local dancefloor. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram and Threads @wewillrankyoupod .
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Blonde, bops, Borderline, brunette, Burning Up, Causing a Commotion, Cherish, cone bra, Crazy for You, dance music, Deee-Lite, Joe DiMaggio, Express Yourself, Holiday, Holiday Rap, Into the Groove, Justify My Love, Lenny Kravitz, La Isla Bonita, lace top, Like a Prayer, Like a Virgin, Live to Tell, Lucky Star, Material Girl, MC Miker & DJ Sven, Marilyn Monroe, Open Your Heart, Papa Don't Preach, Sean Penn, Shep Pettibone, pop, Iggy Pop, Possum Dixon, Prince, queen, Rescue Me, Leon Robinson, Salsoul Orchestra, sexy whispering, talking, too many hits, True Blue, Truth or Dare, Vision Quest, Vogue, Wayne's World, Weird Al Yankovic, 1990.
    US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.com http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod http://www.Threads.com/WeWillRankYouPod http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page) http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page) https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • 47. U2 - The Joshua Tree ranked
    Oct 27 2025

    What's your most loved and least favourite song on U2's 1987 album, the Joshua Tree? Dan decided to pick The Big One™ by the biggest 80s alt band we surprisingly haven't dedicated an episode to, despite being one of our favorites. Lots of fun opinions, concert tales and a surprise visit from famed Bono impersonator Pavel Sfera. Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify, Youtube, Joshua Tree CA and everywhere else you get podcasts. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    America, Beck, Bono, buggin ya, Bullet the Blue Sky, Greg Carroll, Adam Clayton, Dublin, The Edge, Brian Eno, Exit, God complex, gospel, harmonica, I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, In God's Country, Ireland, Island Records, Joshua Tree, Daniel Lanois, leather vest, Mothers of the Disappeared, Larry Mullen Jr., 91X, One Tree Hill, Passover, play the blues, ponytail, Rattle and Hum, Red Hill Mining Town, Running to Stand Still, Pavel Sfera, Slane Castle, stadiums, Sunday Bloody Sunday, Super Bowl, ticking guitars, Trip Through Your Wires, the Waterboys, Wembley Stadium, Where the Streets Have No Name, With or Without You, Zoo TV, 1987.
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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)
    Pavel Sfera http://www.BonoDouble.com

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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • 46. Everything But The Girl - Eden ranked
    Sep 29 2025


    What's your most loved and least favourite song on Everything But The Girl's debut 1984 album, Eden? Jim picked this purdy teen fave so we got to talk about our young twee/jazzy leanings. Quietest album we've ever ranked? Shhh. Maybe. Love Jones singer Jonathan Palmer swings in with his thoughts and opinions! Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and everywhere you get podcasts but...there. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Another Bridge, Aztec Camera, Bittersweet, Blanco y Negro, Simon Booth, bossa nova, Crabwalk (Instrumental), Joao Bosco De Oliveira, the Doors, The Dustbowl, Each and Every One, Echo and the Bunnymen, Eden, England, Even So, Everything But The Girl, Fascination, Jane Fox, Frost and Fire, Hammond organ, Happy Mondays, Charles Hayward, Hull, I Must Confess, indie pop, jazz, Pete King, Love Jones, Marine Girls, Chucho Merchán, Robin Millar, Missing, Nigel Nash, new wave, Night and Day, Jonathan Palmer, Dick Pearce, Mike Pela, Sade, samba, saxophone, the Smiths, Soft Touch, The Spice of Life, the Style Council, Tender Blue, there's a, Tracey Thorn, Ben Watt, Paul Weller, 1984.

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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

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    1 hr and 36 mins