Episodes

  • ep 369 - the beautiful dance of the cockatoo
    Mar 18 2026

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    Can you believe that there's a CUSTOM EPISODE IMAGE for this episode? Yep, it features the coolest cockatoo dance move and the undignified butt of the pig! We're back with another episode and another semester at Professor Smarthead's podcasting university - time to learn about birds and how nice they can get down. Uh! Yeah! Uh yeah break it down! (does his dance)

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    58 mins
  • ep 368 - The Carousel Bar & Ballroom Live Show
    Mar 11 2026

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    No video for this as Carousel Bar & Ballroom does not have a camera setup - instead they opted to spend that budget on a very small empty plastic baggie that was left on the floor of "the VIP bathroom", which we appreciated far far more.

    Tom has a soundboard, Demi has a brand new segment, we're all ready to go with another BEAUTIFUL edition of bst.png

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    55 mins
  • ep 367 - the land of little horses
    Mar 6 2026

    chekc otu the tpatroen here


    we are here with another episode about the land of little horses. the land of little horses has closed its beautiful doors

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • ep 366 - the horse cloning episode with CASSIE WORKMAN
    Feb 28 2026

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    We are joined by our friend the wonderful artist and comedian Cassie Workman to talk about HORSE CLONING HORSE CLONING HORSE CLONING and also, as you can see from the image of the episode, some Alice Cooper and co. along the way. The Hollywood Vampires loom large, just as they do on the landscape of modern music. What else what else.... oh, at the end Cassie and Demi blow Tom's brains out with a glock so you're going to want to stay tuned to see that. the glock is REALLY SHINY!!! it's polished to a mirror finish!!


    oh yeah and subscribe to the patreon over here

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • ep 365 - Tom and Demi's Penis Removal Extravaganza
    Feb 19 2026

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    AND live show tickets here


    Tom's mic is fucked up in this one it will be fixed FROM HEREON OUT. I hate technology I hate cables and microphones.

    Tom and Demi get down to brass tacks, and also tie a ring of fireworks around the base of.... well, I guess you'll find out ahaha. Ahaha. Ahhh. Anyways what's going on with me what's going on with me... just went and played some Flesh and Blood and now I'm back at home uploading an episode, which is always nice. And soon I'll be uploading another! I played Azalea at Flesh and Blood. She's a ranger and shoots a big arrow every now and then and it fucks up someone really bad. I went 1-1. Wahoo!

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    56 mins
  • [UNLOCKED BONUS] BONUS 151 - Icecream Pinhead (Sep 16, 2023)
    Feb 16 2026

    check out the patreon for more episodes but more IMPORTANTLY! CHECK OUT THIS LINK FOR TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOW!

    AAAAAH


    Icecream pinhead

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    51 mins
  • ep 364 - the gold medal episode
    Feb 14 2026
    Medallions. Challenge coins. All of them are beautiful metal or metal-including little items, ohhh we love them - we love looking at them so! And here's an episode ALL about them! there's no video content yet because the video upload is being weird again. Sorry It'll Be Here Soon

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    59 mins
  • ep 363 - okay for a college student to have long balls?
    Feb 2 2026

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    Here's the show babey! Tom has balls on the brain and everybody benefits as we think about sacks, nuts and scrotes. What else do we think about? Well. There's a small glance at penises too I guess. But mainly people who are sack fans.

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    49 mins