the girls think he's a 10, but...

“the british came and fucking creamed us” pretty much sums up the week in sports. between micah parsons’ dramatic dallas return, the bad bunny super bowl halftime show backlash, and the ryder cup heartbreak, we’re coping the only way we know how: mid takes, unsolicited opinions, and and a brutally honest “he’s a 10 but…” session that might ruin your roster. from fake lashes in leadership (looking at you, cathy engelbert) to the eternal question of why men insist on wearing onclouds in the club, no one is safe. pour a glass, open the group chat, and get ready for another round of chaos, laughs, and very serious sports takes.