Hawaiian Holiday

My Christmas wedding is out the door, and all I want to do is drop off the face of the Earth.

When my best friend gifts me a Christmas cruise package to Hawaii, I’m on it like flies on my ex-fiancé’s face. Twelve days and nights with complete strangers; no cell phones or internet. Sounds like the perfect getaway for me.

I’m in trouble as soon as I board the S.S. Bird of Paradise. The first person I run into is - Jordan Reed, the boy who pulled my pigtails, threw spit wads at me, and made grade school a nightmare come true. It’s too late to disembark, and why should I? I’m here to put fun back in my life and show that ex of mine that I’m doing just fine.

Maybe I can kill two birds with one stone. Both these guys need a lesson from Dani (that’s me).

Is it wrong to have a bit of fun along with revenge? It’s not like anyone is here for love, right? A bit of fun mixed with hijinks and pranks. It will be perfect.

Bring on the seashells and mistletoe. Let’s get this party started!