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Chocolate, Please

My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks

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Chocolate, Please

By: Lisa Lampanelli
Narrated by: Lisa Lampanelli
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An inside look at the life of Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli, as she dishes on everything from relationships, food, and fat to why once you go black, you never go back.

In her jaw-droppingly hilarious and politically incorrect memoir, Lisa reveals all -- including the dysfunctional childhood that made her the insult comic she is today, the subject for which she is best known (black men, black men, and more black men), and her hilarious struggles with her addiction to food and hot guys. By telling her story in her very real, very candid, very open way, Lisa tells her audience that it's okay to be yourself, even if it's just one rehab stint at a time. Lisa also takes listeners behind the scenes at the roasts that have marked her comedy career and launched her into the comedy elite, and reveals the important "firsts" in her career, including her first time on her hero's program, The Howard Stern Show.

Chocolate, Please is a side-splittingly funny portrait of the woman behind the award-winning insult comedy.©2009 Lisa Lampanelli; (P)2009 Simon & Schuster Biographies & Memoirs Funny Witty Performing Arts Comedy Celebrity
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Would you consider the audio edition of Chocolate, Please to be better than the print version?

One hundred perscent yes! Just having Lisa reading it makes it a must buy

What was one of the most memorable moments of Chocolate, Please?

The insight given on the Comedy Roasts

What about Lisa Lampanelli’s performance did you like?

Her humor

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Realizing that it is not all glamorous, as she looks on her TV specials. She is just as much a human being as any one of us.

The making of the Lovable Queen of Mean

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Hilarious and wonderful. Lisa is brilliantly enlightening and vulnerably heartwarming. She is just the best!!!

Excellent Storyteller!! Lisa is the Best!!!!

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This is just like watching Lisa's show and then going backstage with her and talking about her life and loves. She gets a bit serious and then she sets you up and punches you in the funny bone!! This book made me laugh out loud more than any I have listened to this year. If you have a stick in your proverbial or can't take a joke, pass this one on. If you love Lisa and can laugh at yourself and everyone you know, this audiobook is a must-have. Hearing her majesty, The Loveable Queen Of Mean, read this book is worth the price of the book alone!!

Just Like a Sitdown with LL!

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I laughed out loud too many times to count! I highly recommend this book to anyone not easily offended! I loved it!

Great book!

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Excellent to read. Fun and enjoyable with light hearted notes and easy listening cures for all.

Excellent read!

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