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The Real Mother Goose

A BDSM Erotic Fantasy Romance

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The Real Mother Goose

By: Selena Kitt
Narrated by: Holly Hackett
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  • From best-selling and award-winning author Selena Kitt
  • Half a million naughty books sold in 2011
  • Guaranteed quality - this kitty's cream rises to the top!

2010 Epic Award Finalist!

Settle yourself in for a wicked bed time story, a hot, wild ride through nursery rhymes like you've never heard them before. Set in a fantastical world where the privileged few own and raise sex slaves like beloved pets, Mother herself is the star of the show, wielding a riding crop and taking care of and training her young charges with a firm and skillful hand. But where has Father Goose wandered off to, and who will take Mother in hand when she ventures too far?

Warning: This title contains erotic situations, graphic language, sex, spanking, elements of bdsm, and a perspective on nursery rhymes you'll never forget!

©2009 Selena Kitt (P)2012 Selena Kitt BDSM Fantasy Magic Fiction Romance
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This ain't your childhood Mother Goose! The characters and situations from the nursery rhymes are re-imagined in whole new way. The sex scenes are hot and steamy.

Sexy and imaginative

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'Real' is a misnomer for fictional people.
15 words not actually unique. 3 words omitted.
Bye for now. Glen😀 Submitted
'Real' is a misnomer for fictional people.
15 words not actually unique. 3 words omitted.
Bye for now. Glen😀

Mother Goose commands repeatedly goosing everyone's submissive

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it was pretty entertaining but the narrator mispronounced so many words it was very distracting. I'm going to make sure I dont get anything read by her any more.

Not a bad story

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Started off ok with BDSM interpretations of nursery rhymes but goes from questionable consent issues with Little Miss Muffet to full on rape of Jill, of Jack & Jill. Jill does not have a great time & Jack gets punished for trying to help her several times. This was not to my taste. (Your fictional fantasy mileage may vary since it’s not actual people getting hurt.)

Steam: Med-Hot. (Not full hot because some scenes were off-putting, to put it mildly.) But it’s basically a sex romp. I just wish it was a more enjoyable one for me.

Worldbuilding: decent. Magical ren-faire with full on lord/serf patriarchy isn’t a huge stretch though. The part-animal/part-people hybrids with animal speed aging both tweaked my consent boundaries and made me think they would have terrible growing pains, but hey, fantasy magic!

Narration: In general, good. Appropriate pacing and emoting. But there were a handful of mispronunciations that should have been fixed.

Interesting take

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Adult fantasy fairy tales done right. My favorite of this genre. Definitely not for the timid.

HOT FUN!

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