Battle Hauler: Book 1

My name is Garren Holt, and I used to be a long-haul trucker with a taste for trashy audiobooks—the kind you're embarrassed to be caught listening to. Now, I'm a Battle Hauler in a world where monsters are real, people have weird powers, and my new rig is a talking donkey with a pink mohawk and an ego the size of a Peterbilt. Oh, and instead of a truck sporting 600HP, I got stuck with a four-wheeled wooden cart.

I woke up on the side of the road getting my insides rearranged by several pairs of boots belonging to what passed for high-way robbers. From there, everything turned even darker when I could hear my new donkey partner speak into my mind, I was given a mission to retrieve some stolen goods from a bandit camp, and was expected to haul them to a town nearby. At least I ended up with a deathly-beautiful assassin in my passenger seat. What was I supposed to do? Let her walk back to town by herself?

Next thing I knew, we were neck-deep in Flarma, a boomtown run by a corrupt Adventurer's Guild and an even worse nobility. My new situation made every dispatch office I ever dealt with look like a daycare when "keep the red-head alive and take her home" turned to "kill the guild-sanctioned assassins first and try to stay alive long enough to figure out what end of a monster to punch."

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Isekai trucker

So, our MC is a big rig driver that likes listening to isekai audiobooks, he gets into an accident during a haul and this time instead of being hit by truck-kun he's driving it. He proceeds to wake up in a new world with classes and levels, much to his delight, and gets the class of battle hauler. Only instead of driving a big rig he's riding a wagon pulled by a literal and figurative jackass who is hilariously snarky.

Our narrators, Boucher and Narre do a great job here as usual, and the story has an interesting mystery that's definitely got me dying for answers.

If the blurb sounds even mildly interesting, give it a go, definitely recommended.

it was funny and it was done very peacefully

I didn’t think I was gonna like this. I had a free Amazon credit and I decided let me use it and so I did and I was happy that I did. It was a very nice story. It had kept my interest. The donkey was funny. Yeah I liked it.

Funny Adventure with a bit of spice

Average guy, a trucker, finds himself in a foreign land where adventures and allies wait. Well performed with plenty of humor and sweet spice.

East Bound and Down!

Great HaremLit series with a medieval take on trucking except instead of the rumble of an engine you get the sarcastic commentary of a battle donkey. I'm looking forward to the continuing adventures.

For narration Chistopher Boucher and Juno Narre turned in an amazing performance with excellent character voices and pace.

very entertaining

story was well paced with good characters, but I did feel it stretched thin a little in the middle, like I wasn't sure what the story was focused on. but it was overall funny, well performed, action packed and had a bit of spice