A Court of Bovines and Destiny

An Epic Arthurian Fantasy Satire Featuring a Sassy Cow

By: Eoghan R. Cunningham

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

At dawn he was just an ordinary cow... By nightfall he was the hero of the realm and the King of Cowmelot.

Buddy the Cow was supposed to live out his life chewing cud and eating grass, content to be nothing but an ordinary cow. But when a Fae curse sends him on the journey of a lifetime, he becomes destined for something more: to be the king of Cowmelot.

But when you're a cow with no fingers and no martial training, death is only a heartbeat away... because evil sorcerers like swords, especially magical ones.

With only a centaur, a magicless wizard, and a bunny girl barbarian to protect him, Buddy finds his life threatened by the evil High Sorcerer Geoff Geezos. The sorcerer wants Buddy to join Hamazon, his world wide tchotchke delivery service. Or die.

He'll need every edge he can get, even if it means seeking out those that would destroy him.

Yet, with every day that passes, Geoff Geezos grows more deadly and Buddy's friends can no longer protect him from everything. The adventure claims lives one after another and nobody, not even a Fae-cursed cow, knows if they'll make it to the end.

Friends, enemies, lovers. Everyone making the quest to Cowmelot has an agenda. Because once you become the one and true king, there's only one way out. Take the throne, or die.