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Bless Your Heart

A Field Guide to All Things Southern

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Bless Your Heart

By: Landon Bryant, Adam Trest
Narrated by: Landon Bryant
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Hey, y’all. Welcome to the South! Viral sensation and TikToker Landon Bryant (@LandonTalks) presents his tongue-in-cheek “anthropological dive” into the food, fashion, linguistics, culture, holidays, and traditions of the American South.

“Let’s discuss . . .” These two words began the viral sensation that is @LandonTalks led by the sharp-witted, down-home, Mississippi-born Landon Bryant. If there’s one thing Landon knows, it’s the South. His anthropological dissections of customs and traditions celebrating all things Southern are a mix of humor, history, and head nodding.

In his debut book, Landon discusses everything you've ever wanted to know about the South, including why they say the things they say, why they eat the things they eat, and what it really means when someone says, "Bless your heart." Every step of the way, Landon infuses his faux field guide with warmth, whimsy, nostalgia, and his trademark down-to-earth personality with equal measure humor and practical information. If you’ve ever wondered why Southerners are always clutchin’ their pearls or what their affinity is for pecan pie or peanuts and Coke, then this field guide is for you.

Learn all about Southern superstitions (think haint blue porches to bottle trees), critter guides (how to spot ’em and how to avoid ’em), to common Southern sayings (“might could” translates to a polite Southern “no”). Chapter by chapter, Landon uses his signature style to study the common Southerner through a voice-driven, heartwarming lens, all the while sending the same message of unity and come-as-you-are hospitality that has made him the indisputable Southern sweetheart of social media.
Popular Culture Witty Social Sciences Mississippi Anthropology
Southern Authenticity • Humorous Content • Insightful Observations • Vivid Descriptions • Nostalgic Memories

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Landon's writing is spot on, describing things that vibrantly remind me of my childhood. I laughed out loud multiple times while listening to the book....and I am pretty sure I had a smile on my face the entire time I was listening to the book.

I am sure there are purist that only enjoy holding paper and reading the text, but you are missing out if you don't listen to Landon reading his words in his fabulous Sourhern accent.

I will be listening to this book over and over again!❤️

This book has been filed under my top 5 favorites?

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This is one of the most entertaining books I have ever read or listened to. Enjoyed all of it and learned much.

Wonderful Book

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the narrator is amazing👌and the writing was superb a nand I hope he will realeas another one👌👌👌😃😃😃

I loved this book

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Loved the genuine Southern accent. It was dry humor and that is the kind I love most.

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I enjoyed it all. I've listened to it 3 times!
I'll probably listen to again!

Amusing and Educational

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