Who Do I Think I Am?

Stories of Chola Wishes and Caviar Dreams

By: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes

Narrated by: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes

This hilarious and thoughtful memoir from comedy legend Anjelah Johnson explores questions of identity, belonging, and her two dreams as a kid: to be an actress and to be a chola.

You may know Anjelah Johnson for her viral sketch "Nail Salon" (over 100 million views globally) or her beloved ghetto-fabulous MadTV character Bon Qui Qui, but it's her clean humor and hilarious storytelling that make her one of the most successful stand-up comedians and actresses today.

With her razor-sharp wit, Anjelah recounts funny stories from her journey—from growing up caught between two worlds (do chips and salsa go with potato salad?) to unexpectedly embracing faith (“I love Jesus, but I will punch a ‘ho”) to her many adventures in dating (she may or may not have accepted dates simply for the food). Through it all, Anjelah transforms from a suburban-adjacent kid with Aquanet-drenched hair into a devoted Christian who abstains from drinking and premarital sex, into a mall-famous Oakland Raiders cheerleader, and then an actually famous comedian traveling the world and meeting people from all-walks of life, including Oprah. No biggie. (Huge biggie.) As she travels the world, Anjelah has eye-opening experiences, and she morphs from square, rigid Anjelah into “Funjelah,” and learns that she can still ride with Jesus without squashing the other parts of her personality.

Anjelah's stories explore subjects such as navigating your racial identity, finding your place in the world, chasing your crazy dreams, embracing the messiness of an evolving faith, and searching for belonging and meaning. Through her journey, Anjelah gets closer to discovering her true identity and encourages readers to have the audacity to dream big.

Critic reviews

“How many years have we been quoting Anjelah’s comedy in our household? Too many to count! I’m a HUGE fan professionally and personally. What’s not to love about a woman who has a laugh-out-loud sense of humor and loves Jesus? SIGN ME UP!!”
—Candace Cameron Bure

“Anjelah is one of the greatest voices of our time. This book is what we all need.”—Amy Schumer

“Anjelah represents our community and our stories that are important, hilarious, and relatable to everyone. She’s awesome!”

—Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias)

"Anjelah Johnson-Reyes's first book isn't just good, it's a blazing tour-de-force: so smart, dazzlingly funny, disarmingly wise, and deeply tender--you won't know what hit you. The same intuition she has when she performs in a room crackles in every word here, yet she brings a whole different level of electricity, artistry, and intimacy in print. Because Who Do I Think I Am?, like Anjelah herself, exists at multiple intersections; it defies easy categorization. Memoir? Spirituality? Comedy? Pure magic is what it is. Read this fierce, hilarious marvel of a book."—Jonathan Martin, Author of How to Survive a Shipwreck and The Road Away from God

“The world is a better place because Anjelah works at her craft, brings a smile to our collective faces, and is continually (and consistently) herself. We all know she’s hilarious and daring…but she shows us in Who Do I Think I Am? that she is also brave with vulnerability and humble with sincerity. She is not trying to prove anything, not trying to impress anyone, not trying to force a bestseller…and that makes reading this book an absolute delight. Bravo my friend.”—Carlos Rodriguez, Founder & Director of The Happy Givers

“A book as funny, smart, and delightful as its author. I’ve had the good fortune of calling Anjelah my friend and watching her blossom through the years. This book will give you insight into what makes this woman so special. Enjoy!”—Valerie Bertinelli

"The very first comedy show I ever saw in LA was at The Improv, and it was headlined by none other than Anjelah Johnson. Her brilliant set made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my face. I found her energy and her comedy so relatable, I became an instant fan. Years later, I am so grateful to call her a friend. Her book is hilarious and enlightening and inspiring...just like Anjelah. And for those of us who have spent our lives feeling like we're caught between two worlds or two cultures, I am so happy someone like us is sharing her story so we can all feel a little less alone."—Melissa Fumero

“Anjelah’s story will make you laugh, cry, and feel inspired. I was moved by the way she evolved in her faith without losing her moral foundation. Her courage and charisma jump out at you in this book. It’s a definite must read!!!”—Brie Bella, WWE Superstar

Amazing

Thank you Anjelah for being so open about your life to us. It was super funny but at the same time I learned so much from your book. I must say I’m so happy that you touched so much about your relationship with God not many ppl would do that. I have blasted your book all over social media to encourage ppl to get it. You reading it made it so much more real and funnier. You have encouraged me to make some changes and see some things in a different way. Loved it!

Inspirational, relatable & excellent narration

This book was so down to earth, inspiring and the narration made the book so much more personal. I am from San Jose and am so proud that Anjelah represents my hometown, Latinos and women everywhere. The transparency she shares is relatable to a wide age group, my daughters were interested in hearing it as well!

LOVED IT!!!

It's a wonderful read. It does bring along of laughs but definitely get you thinking about alot of things. Thanks so much Anjelah for sharing your story!

Loved this book!

Anjelah's book was Inspirational, funny, and heartwarming. Her voice is friendly and her comedy was on point!

LOVED this!

I loved this Amazing human journey Anjelah shared in her own words! I listened to it in two days!
It was like sitting in her living room and chatting about her life! She is so down-to-earth and honest about her diverse life experiences, learnings, and spirituality; how can you not love her too! it makes you think, laugh and connect as you see yourself in parts of her story and wish you had been there for other parts! Very engaging and well told!