Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler

Narrated by: Chelsea Handler

In these personal essays, the #1 bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on Chelsea Handler's love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild.

Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka..."—Jennifer Weiner

Critic reviews

Her cheeky candor is one of the things that makes her unique: She's a hot blonde with a filthy mouth.—Philadelphia Inquirer

"Whether Handler is plotting to get her father committed or convincing her dog never to 'shadoobie' in her presence, her essays are packed with enough laugh-out-loud moments to rival a first-rate stand-up act."—Publishers Weekly (starred review) on Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.—Jennifer Weiner

Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."—Liz Smith, New York Post

Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.—Jay Leno

Raw, Funny, Keep Guessing...

Only a few months into discovering the wit, and radical honesty of Chelsea Handler, has an advantage of total emmersion into all things Chelsea. Her stories are unusually, humorous. So much so I found my self asking myself, is she for real??? My favorite parts were the slumber party discovery and her dad's rental property dream or nightmare, depending on who is talking about it. I love that she is who she is, loved or hated no in between.

Hysterical

This book is hysterical and had me laughing out loud the majority of the time. Highly recommend!

Chelsea is a sassy sociopath

AND I LOVE HER FOR IT

Hilarious from start to finish, just like all her audio books

Very funny!

Chelsea handler is very funny... And I enjoy to listen to her hilarious life experience. I recommend this audio book:)

Not sure.

Funny, entertaining, and ridiculous stories but I didn't know where it was going. Worth listening to, though.