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Collect One-Two

A dozen SF and Fantasy short stories

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Collect One-Two

By: Simon Haynes
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Earth’s first colony ship heads for the stars ... and the crew discovers nothing is as it seems. A fearsome dragon terrorises a lonely village ... and three oddball heroes do their best to help out. A farm boy magicks his very own talking book ... and uses it to get laid. Collect One Two contains a dozen entertaining stories by Simon Haynes. These wide-ranging tales leap from mythical lands to the depths of space, from the Updowns of Titan to an inventor’s garden shed. One thing’s for sure ... boredom is not on the menu!
  • Sleight of Hand
  • The Desolator
  • Updown
  • A Piece of the Action
  • Catch of the Day
  • Yard Fail
  • Off Course
  • Billy's Book
  • Loss Leader
  • Fizz!
  • Thonn!
  • Escape Clause
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