Dirty Jokes and Beer

By: Drew Carey

Narrated by: Drew Carey

Grammy Award Nominee for Best Spoken Word Album!

We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career, and his hit
television show, but do we really Drew Carey, the person? In his first book, the
bawdy and irreverent DIRTY JOKES AND BEER, find out about all the many sides to
this misunderstood Hollywood star:

The Health Conscious Drew: They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to
a longer, healthier life. Oh well...Watch for my next book, "How I Died While
Jogging."

Drew the Lover: I read the Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I could
learn from them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex, "Lets see
now. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' do it?"...If a Playboy Playmate said in
her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy
some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and
hairy chests, I would cry.

And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-
star...avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the
first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance.

All this, plus a section that Drew calls "...kind of Drew Carey in the Fourth
Dimension [but] still close enough to the real Drew to scare me."

This audiobook contains adult language.©1997 Drew Carey; (P)1997 Simon and Schuster Inc.

Drew on top of his game!

It has funny stories, funny jokes and even some short stories written by Drew Carey.

A little raunchy but refreshingly honest

Drew is not pretentious and very honest about how his career developed. Worth the read.

You rock more than Cleveland.

You r○ck more than Cleveland.
You rock more th@n ClevelandOhio.
You rock more than Cleveland.

Not What I Expected

If you are looking for a book with jokes in it, this is not the book for you. It has one joke per chapter and the rest is just filled with stories about Drew and his living experiences, which nothing wrong with that if that is what you like. I really was looking for some funny jokes to learn and use in a social interaction, but this is not the book for that. I was extremely disappointed with this purchase and wanted others to be informed just in case they are thinking this is a book filled with jokes.

Tacky

I am no prude, but the language on this takes all the fun out of the book.