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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses

For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity

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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses

By: Steve Ebling
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Because you know it's nonsense, but were never sure why. Satire Agnosticism Funny Atheism

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This is simply hilarious. In the “it’s funny because it’s true” sense. I’m so glad I found this

So good

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East listen just a tad bit repetitive and it's definitely git some 4th wall breaking implications throughout that I felt was a bit unnecessary for conveying the ridiculousness of the original text but I definitely enjoyed this title

hilarious but a but immature in it's satire

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This book is hilarious! An irreverent take on one of the oldest books of fairytales. I'm listening to it a 2nd time. I want more!

Funny and irreverent

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Irreverent as hell, but so spot on! This was a fun listen to the absolute lunacy that makes up the so-called Books of Moses. The narration is AI-generated “Virtual Voice” and leaves a lot to be desired. However, that’s the only downside, IMO.
I definitely did not like the SIRI-esque narration. But the insanity of the story, (like a train wreck), made it impossible to look away. In all honesty, even in spite of the poor narration, this was the most enjoyable version of the Bible I have yet encountered!

Irreverent as hell … but oh so funny!

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This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank Yahweh for this author’s God-given satirical excellence! Any serious student of Christianity, Jewishism, Muslimist, Occultist, Magickian, NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!

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