How to Argue with a Cat

A Human's Guide to the Art of Persuasion

By: Jay Heinrichs

Narrated by: Jay Heinrichs

Learn how to persuade cats--the world's most skeptical and cautious negotiators--with this primer on rhetoric and argument from the New York Times bestselling author of Thank You for Arguing!

Cats are skilled manipulators who can talk you into just about anything without a single word. They can get you to drop whatever you're doing and play with them. They can make you serve their dinner way ahead of schedule. They can get you to sit down right this instant and provide a lap. On the other hand, try getting a cat to do what you want....

While it's hard, persuading a cat is possible. And after that, persuading humans becomes a breeze, and that is what you will learn in this book. How to Argue with a Cat will teach you how to:

• Hold an intelligent conversation--one of the few things easier to do with a cat than a human.
  
• Argue logically, even if your opponent is furry and irrational.
  
• Hack up a fallacy (the hairball of logic).
  
• Make your body do the talking (cats are very good at this).
  
• Master decorum: the art of fitting in with cats, venture capitalists, or humans.
  
• Earn any creature's respect and loyalty.

Critic reviews

Praise for Thank You For Arguing

"Thankfully, Mr Jay Heinrichs is here, to explain how rhetoric can help you win more in life, and generally have a more harmonious relationship with people around you." --Mr Porter

"Clever, passionate, erudite." --Publishers Weekly

"Jay Heinrichs knows a thing or two about arguing." --The Times

"An excellent book about how to win arguments, full of brilliant examples ... sharp and well-argued." --Evening Standard

"If you want to win people over, this book will help you succeed." --Independent

"Colorful, instructive, illuminating... a romp through the rules of rhetoric." --Guardian

"Packed with humor, tips and anecdotes to help you get what you want." --Good Book Guide

What a good book!

Good job, Jay Heinrichs! You’re book on persuasion taught me so much, I am better at persuading than ever! Plus, this book is funny, well written, and made me smarter. Thank you for making this book. It taught me enough to persuade my friends and family, including my three cats. This book helped me a lot. Thank you so much! I enjoyed this book a lot, and it helped me learn a lot.

on point

love love loved this book.
way too funny not to relisten.
a definite 10 time relisten.

Such a great listen.

Entertaining, factual, fun, and full of practical lessons for use in every relationship. I have already recommended this to so many people as I start my second listen.

understand how human vs cats minds work

loved it ! The cats mind can teach humans mind re control of issues.

Arguing with a Cat 😺

Loved 😍 this !!! Intriguing feline thoughts. Narrator was quite fluctuating and intriguing. A new way of thinking.