How to Kill Your Neighbors

By: J.R. Mason

Narrated by: J.R. Mason

If you could kill your neighbor and get away with it, would you? This dark, deliciously twisted tale of suburban suspense is a hilarious short story filled with jaw-dropping moments that will leave you guessing.

One problematic homeowner.
Four neighbors who want her dead.
So, whodunnit?

In the quiet, suburban neighborhood of Ambridge, PA, one neighbor is causing more than just a headache — she’s stirring up drama, spreading chaos, and making everyone’s lives a living HELL. That menace's name is Linda and she’s about to find out how far her neighbors will go to get rid of her.

As Linda’s increasingly outlandish antics escalate, the frustration of the neighborhood boils over. What begins as petty grievances quickly turns deadly, as each neighbor not-so-secretly dreams of putting an end to Linda’s reign of terror. But when a murder takes place after several residents were so vocal about wanting her dead, the question remains: who’s responsible?

Whether it’s a stroke of bad luck or the perfect crime, one thing is for sure — someone’s getting away with murder…

(For the best possible listening experience, playing at normal speed is recommended)

©2025 J. R. Mason (P)2025 J. R. Mason

I ran to get the next book!

This was giving Desperate Housewives with comedic undertones. I really enjoyed the story and ran to get How to Kill Your Coworkers. Linda was a hoot! Beware!

Hilarious!!!

This was my first audiobook and I thoroughly enjoyed it…. I laughed quite possibly too much, given the topic of the story lol! I don’t want to give away too much because well.. um… there’s a vacancy in my neighborhood! But it’s a must that you listen to this story! You’ll love it! & Linda, keep causing hell!!!

What a fun thrill!

I truly enjoyed this book. Smooth narration. Engaging characters and plot. It was a fun but thrilling story. So many laugh out load moments it almost made you forget we were trying to solve a murder. Highly recommend!

Neighbors beware

This book was quick but packed with so much fun! I can't believe this was based on the author's real life neighbors! I'm so glad mine are not this bad. Linda really just needed to get it. I was ready to throw hands with her and she's not even MY neighbor LOL great performance. great storyline. can't wait to jump into the next book in the series!

I'm glad I don't live in this neighborhood

This was quirky, upbeat, funny, murderous and conniving all rolled into 1. Ms Mason even managed to blend in sexy time. Linda bring the president if am HOA that she made up is diabolical.

I loved the story, the narration and the characters.

EyeCU Reading Approved