I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies...

How to find love & sh*t like that

By: Betches

Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert

The New York Times bestselling authors of Nice Is Just a Place in France and When’s Happy Hour? and creators of the online humor and advice phenomenon Betches.com and Instagram account @Betches explain the brutal truths of how to date like a true betch, with insights from the Head Pro.

In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with randos, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches—first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we’re going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating.

Maybe you’re a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he’s just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you’re a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Or maybe you’re just tired of swiping left and ready for the pro of your dreams to put a 15-karat diamond ring on it so you can stop pretending to do work. Either way, we’ve got you covered.

So put away the Ben & Jerry’s fro-yo (just because it’s low fat doesn’t mean it’s okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.

Love the betches

I follow the betches on Instagram so I had to get this book! The advice was pretty good, I just hated when the narrator did the guy voice it made me cringe! The advice was the best part but wasn't crazy about how they portray millennial women.

Better than pride and prejudice

I loved this book. It's relatable, honest, informative and funny AF!! Thank God for the betches for taking me out of my delusional existence. Read it! or listen to it on a road trip home to visit your patents like I did...the narrator is perfect!

Literally Hilarious 💁🏻

This book is hysterical. It's the kind of funny that makes you impressed they actually wrote that down because it's so crude. There are a lot of points that are made that you wish someone told you when you were in the situation. It's like having your friend tell you everything you don't want to hear but need to and in the best way possible.

The narrator could not be more of a perfect fit for this book either.

Get it!!!

Very interesting take on modern relationships

Really good listen. Some good laughs and some down to earth life advice. Check it out!

This book is ;

Funny, informative and I think it changed my views about the ideal or the best relationship that one may have...Overall I loved it & gonna share it defiantly with my BFFs soon