I'm Not Gonna Lie: and Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50

By: George Lopez

Narrated by: George Lopez

From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after fifty.

George Lopez just hit the half-century mark and the reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old.

What happened? And more importantly, what was he going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, always wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door.

As George learns to embrace life after fifty, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older—from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course—and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.

I’m Not Gonna Lie will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would’ve imagined—through the eyes of George Lopez.

Very Funny!!

Great audio book, I like the fact it was Mr. Lopez narrating his book. It was funny & it gives an insight of his life. Great read highly recommend it.

George Lopez is the goat

I'm Not Gonna Lie" is a true testament to George Lopez's talent as a comedian, writer, and storyteller. It is a must-read for anyone who appreciates the power of laughter, introspection, and the beauty of embracing one's true self. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to Lopez's work, this book will leave an indelible mark on your heart and a smile on your face.

great

If you could sum up I'm Not Gonna Lie in three words, what would they be?

funny was good enjoyed the life story i got this

What other book might you compare I'm Not Gonna Lie to and why?

stories

Have you listened to any of George Lopez’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

watched

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

his life story was great

Any additional comments?

enjoyed listening

Very true to life.

Great start slow middle great finish. Made me laugh out loud. I have listened to it again and again

Funny and entertaining

I really enjoyed this book, especially listening to it read by George himself. He tells it like it is and I really enjoyed that. It's a good listen for moments you are just looking for a little entertainment.