MISTLETOE WITH A SIDE OF MAYHEM Audiobook By EMILY R. TOWNSEND cover art

MISTLETOE WITH A SIDE OF MAYHEM

(A disgraced TV chef, a revenge-bent food blogger, and one Christmas Eve where murder, mayhem, and enemies-to-lovers heat collide on the run)

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MISTLETOE WITH A SIDE OF MAYHEM

By: EMILY R. TOWNSEND
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She’s a TV chef. He’s her worst critic. Together, they’re America’s most chaotic manhunt

Jennifer Ryder has survived exploding geese, sabotaged soufflés, and the brutal holiday TV ratings war, but nothing prepares the Queen of Quinoa for the kind of meltdown that goes viral before she’s even off the soundstage. Hours later, a man she argued with turns up murdered at LAX, one of her signature knives is missing, and every news channel in America is replaying the footage that makes her look guilty as sin.

Enter Alan Taylor, food blogger, professional cynic, and Jennifer’s sworn enemy, who becomes the only person standing between her and a nationwide manhunt. What begins as a mutual attempt to avoid arrest spirals into a cross-country escape featuring biker gangs, snowstorms, stolen vehicles, hideouts in the wilderness, heartfelt confessions, and one psychotic ex-husband determined to script Jennifer’s downfall like a twisted holiday special.

As they outrun cops, cameras, and their own clashing personalities, Jennifer and Alan must clear her name live on national television, before Christmas Eve becomes their final curtain call. Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like murder, mayhem, and a slow-burn romance forged under the most ridiculous, dangerous, and unexpectedly intimate circumstances.

Mistletoe with a Side of Mayhem is a chaotic holiday rom-com packed with sharp banter, softening hearts, murder, mistaken motives, and a romance baked slowly at 350° until golden.

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Awful narration. Saying words wrong, zero influction. Just horrible! Could be a good story, but I will never know. Get an actual narrator so I can read more than a few chapters! There are so many amazing narrators out there, get one!

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