Nice Is Just a Place in France

How to Win at Basically Everything

By: The Betches

Narrated by: Arika Rapson

Look, maybe you're a nice girl, but we're guessing you're more like us or you probably wouldn't have downloaded this audiobook. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this audiobook is about getting what you want. Not in a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: Guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.

How does a betch make that happen? Here are some highlights:

• Don't be easy.
• Don't be poor.
• Don't be ugly.

We didn't come up with these life lessons. We're just the ones who wrote it all down.

This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You're welcome.

©2013 The Betches (P)2013 Tantor

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What disappointed you about Nice Is Just a Place in France?

I'm 25 so maybe I am too old for this book - I can appreciate the humor and snark in this book but it is essentially a guide for idiot girls. Maybe I would have liked this when I was 18 or 19 but honestly its a bit too much for me now. However, if you're a hot mess who only likes to party their ass off then this book is for you.

Has humor to it and very entertaining

I couldn't stop listening, kept me super amused. May not be your type of book if your over 30 it has a young vibe to it. And we'll the scenarios identify more with that younger age group.

Ehhhh

I thought this was gonna be a self help book but it's kind of mean and I think the girls are racist. I'm black and from the islands and found it offensive. The dont be fat and don't eat part was helpful though.

real

definitely puts you in that betch mood how to not take crap from irrelevant ppl but a good 5 chapters are stupid and unusable unless you come from a wealthy family and live in the city its funny ill give it that but I couldnt relate to half the book better off just watching girl code

Fun Book that could be scary

I have read the book, given the book as a gift and listened to the audio. It can be humorous or scary. Humor: It can be funny, comparing this to people you know, and hoping that person is not you. Scary: This can be a total honor story if you consider that a teen could read this and use it as a guide. Unfortunate to say that some may actually follow this as a bible. It is the "Betch Bible", apposed to "Bro Guide". This book is great with wine.