Not Very Intelligent Design

On the Origin, Creation and Evolution of the Theory of Intelligent Design

By: Neel Ingman, Mark Ingman

Narrated by: Neel Ingman, Mark Ingman

Ten amazing things concerning this book:

1. The intelligent designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read the kindle version of this audiobook.
2. Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length.
3. Humans have butt crack hair because the intelligent designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it.
4. Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube.
5. Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book.
6. The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction.
7. The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true.
8. If you think God's on your side, don't read this book.
9. If you think God's on Trump's side, you probably won't be able to.
10. Ninety-nine percent of this book has absolutely nothing to do with Trump. Thank God for that.

©2018 Stephen Batt (P)2020 Stephen Batt

LOL, LOL, and LOL

Couldn’t keep myself from laughing.
So true (mostly).
If you are offended by harsh reality in contrast with what you THINK you KNOW, be careful. If so, this book may open your mind or BLOW YOUR MIND.

Will listen a second time @ 120% speed.

Very funny

Great book. Not offended. But, could've done without the politics. Well worth reading of listening.

Lameness

Would be a great book IF it could rid itself of LAME one sided political jokes, although I hate to call them jokes as they fall pretty damn flat.
I thought I was listening to a humorous take on intelligent design. Not a partisan political treatise. I bought the second book in this series, however, if this audio book is a taste of what will be in that second book, no thanks. I'll be deleting both, when I want a book with sh*tty political humor I'll buy a political humor book, otherwise leave your political affiliations the F*CK OUT OF IT. REALLY disappointed that they couldn't leave their politics to themselves.