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The Clumsy Sorceress and the Violet Princess

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The Clumsy Sorceress and the Violet Princess

By: Astrid Ravenscroft
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Her magic has a scandalous secret. To save the kingdom, the princess will have to get hands-on—very hands-on.

Disaster-prone sorceress Seraphina Ravenscroft is used to magical mishaps, but this time the stakes are royal: someone has turned the king into a dog. Unfortunately, her magic comes with an embarrassing catch—it only recharges through very specific, very pleasurable stimulation.

Now she’s forced to partner with Princess Isabella: cold, gorgeous, obsessed with violet, and utterly infuriating.

As they hunt for a traitor, magical mayhem pulls them into ever-more compromising situations, including:

  • Desperate “recharges” under a crinoline skirt
  • Getting trapped by sentient moss
  • Accidental public humiliation and wild, forbidden magic

With forbidden feelings growing between enemies, Seraphina must decide if she can trust the princess—or risk her heart, her dignity, and the fate of the kingdom.

If you love spicy, chaotic, enemies-to-lovers fantasy romance packed with magical comedy, sapphic tension, and totally unpredictable adventure—one-click now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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It’s 20 hours long and I still have 2 hours to go and I’m still waiting for the spice. The sorceress day dreams about men most of the book. It’s a cute silly book about magic and royalty. It’s a blend of old times with current jokes and humor. It’s virtual voice which I normally dislike but this one isn’t the worst.

The sorceress claims to be straight for 17 hours of the book and the only reason there are lesbians is because the princess cast a wish on the women to all be lesbians. The sorceress gets mana through rubbing her ears or boobs. There were a handful in f kisses that restored her mana with the princess.

This is a great book for older teens. There is .01 spice in this book.

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The story is good and I would have enjoyed it more if the AI reader is trained in conversational language.
The pacing is way off. It took breaks at odd places which changes to meaning of the broken sentences. Also it has no understanding when a word should be expressed as a sound. Example is saying Ugh instead of making the sound the word represents.

Please improve your AI

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