The Goblins Are Revolting: An Isekai Adventure

Only Villains Do That, Book 3

By: D. D. Webb

Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn

In the third book of this brutally funny portal fantasy from the author of the Gods Are Bastards, even the most hideous of creatures can have value—sort of . . .

Transported from Earth to another world by a temperamental goddess, misanthrope Seiji was suddenly a dark lord of incredible power. Not that he wanted that exactly. He just hated everything and everyone and wanted to be left alone. So as a big baddie, he's tried to hold back on the pure-evil schtick and make life a little better for his people—without being a total wuss, of course.

But sometimes baddies gotta be bad. And now Seiji has found himself caught in a military, political, and possibly genocidal conflict with goblins. Historically (albeit wrongly) considered lowly pests, they've gathered under the banner of a self-proclaimed king. And that means all-out war to the last man . . . or goblin, as it were.

It also may offer Seiji the opportunity to create an unstoppable weapon to use against his nemesis: the insufferably good-hearted, noble, super-freaking-annoying Yoshi, the "Hero." The little twerp will never see it coming. Muahahahahahahaaaa!

The third volume of the hit fantasy adventure series—with more than five million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

©2024 D. D. Webb (P)2024 Podium Audio

Sooo Good!

Great narration and awesome story! This series is up in my top 10 beside books like DCC, HWFWM, Cradle, ELLC, DOTF, and other greats. I can not wait for the next book!

Love it

Could not recommend more, great book and great series. I need book four as soon as possible

Continues being good

If you liked the first 2 books you will like this one, probably more than the 2nd. The only bad thing is the uncertainty of the series continuing anytime soon.
I love the MC showtime and the parody of and pandering to the genre. Especially the sexless harem trope of ladies constantly putting him in his place.

looking forward to more

a fantastic ride with genre tropes used and lamp shaded with skill. a genre savy character that presents the tropes he is forced into but tries to exploit them and subvert them in equal measure

Excellent performance!

The entire series is a great! The talent of narrator is awesome. There is a distinctive voice for each character.