The Guy Sure Looks Like Plant Food to Me

By: Santana Knox

Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Rose Dioro

THE FLOWERS THAT KILL IN THE SPRING - TRA - LA - LA

From the best-selling author of Heartless Heathens, TGSLLPFTM is a killer rom-com, feel-good, magical short story about fated love blooming in the most unexpected of places.

I'VE GIVEN HER SUNSHINE

I’ve given her dirt

She's given me much more

Than I ever deserved.

I’m begging you sweetly

I’m down on my knees

Oh, please,

KILL FOR ME

TGSLLPFTM Is a novella inspired by Roger Corman’s The Little Shop of Horrors

©2025 Santana Knox (P)2025 Santana Knox

chewy indeed needed some good fertilizer

this was fun & honestly kind of wholesome? Samantha Brentmoor is honestly a fantastic narrator. her voice is so good & I will happily listen to anything she narrates!!! but America & Runa were sweet & cute & I wish I could have more of them, but this short story was also kind of perfect & exactly what I needed. plus I love that he got what he deserved ;)

Girls Bite

Awww 🥰 this was such a cute read. Good way to start off my October 🩷💚 Now I want a pretty little murder bird and a defensive murder plant 💚

So flipping CUTE!

Little shop of horrors meets sapphic witches. It was a very adorable little short story, but I could’ve listened to another 12 hours of these two. They were so cute! And who doesn’t love a murderous man-eating over protective sentient venus fly trap?

Rated 3.8/5 Stars

Cute story, but definitely more smut than plot which is what I don’t like about it. My wife on the other hand absolutely loved it. Very stereotypical sapphic/lesbian romance. Dark Rom-Com vibes, similar to that of Butcher & Blackbird.

Loved this!

I loved this little novella so much. The story was very enjoyable. The performance brought full on life to this sweet story of Runa and Meri’s fated encounter. And Chewi….. loved that sentient flytrap.