The Life and Times of Car Johnson

By: R Webb

Narrated by: RK Meier

Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. With a little help from his less than conventional family - including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass - Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means dating a woman who thinks she's a butterfly.

The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.

©2011 Rebekah Webb (P)2013 Rebekah Webb