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The Swoly Bible

The Bro Science Way of Life

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The Swoly Bible

By: Dom Mazzetti
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From the muscle god who launched the YouTube channel Bro Science Life comes the only book that will teach you everything you need to know about getting swole.

For years, bros, meatheads, and gym rats around the world have posed pressing questions: What can you bench? Can I skip leg day? What goes in this protein shake? And importantly—do you even lift, bro? At long last, answers to these questions and more can be found in one handy volume—THE SWOLY BIBLE, written by the Internet’s favorite gym expert/literary genius, Dom Mazzetti.

In it, Mazzetti lays out the truth about how to make gains in the gym and in your life, including:
- How to Get Hyped for a Lift
- The True Meaning of Meal Prep
- How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself
- The Best Tips for Taking a Post-Workout Selfie
- How to Get Your Girlfriend to Start Lifting
- Why Crossfitters Are the Worst
- And much more

Written in Dom’s signature comedic voice, with illustrations throughout, The Swoly Bible is the perfect gift for anyone in your #fitfam.
Physical Exercise Funny Exercise & Fitness Fitness, Diet & Nutrition Comedy Witty Satire Inspiring
Hilarious Satire • Motivational Content • Insightful Fitness Advice • Refined Execution • Comedic Approach

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I listened to this with earbuds while walking around campus. I was constantly laughing and smiling. Sometimes I'd zone out while listening and be looking at someone with a huge smile on my face. Made for some awkward times! Great book!

Hilarious

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Really fun to listen and if you are a gym rat as me this is the funniest way to explain.Love his work.Thanks for this book Dom!

If lifting is religion then this book the Hollyone

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lol I don't know what I expected but I got a good laugh (: not bad

At a loss for words

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If you have seen most of the BSL videos, there is nothing new in this book. you'll hear it all again, twice, except the book doesn't have gun noises.

same as youtube

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Not to be taken seriously. This is a fun parody of gym/body building books. Lots of fun.

Great comedy for gym bros.

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