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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

Nocturne Falls, Book 1

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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

By: Kristen Painter
Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
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Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year.

The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.

Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.

After seeing her maybe-mobster boss murder a guy, Delaney James assumes a new identity and pretends to be a mail order bride. She finds her groom-to-be living in a town that celebrates Halloween every day. Weird. But not as weird as what she doesn't know. Her groom-to-be is a 400-year-old vampire.

Hugh Ellingham has only agreed to the arranged setup to make his overbearing grandmother happy. In 30 days, whatever bridezilla shows up at his door will be escorted right back out. His past means love is no longer an option. Not if the woman's going to have a future. Except he never counted on Delaney and falling in love for real.

Too bad both of them are keeping some mighty big secrets....

©2015 Kristen Painter (P)2015 Kristen Painter
Paranormal Romance Fantasy Paranormal Romance Funny Fiction Witty Feel-Good

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Unique Setting • Lighthearted Tone • Distinct Character Voices • Entertaining Premise • Clean Romance

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What did you love best about The Vampire's Mail Order Bride?

I really enjoyed the character development of the protagonists; you feel like you're part of their world and want to hang out with them.

What other book might you compare The Vampire's Mail Order Bride to and why?

The book is really one of a kind (I mean it's like Halloween year round!), but if I had to compare I'd say it's maybe a bit like the Half-Moon Hollow series by Molly Harper

What does B.J. Harrison bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

I read the book and listened to it, so hearing B.J. Harrison lend voices to the characters was an added bonus. He has a real talent for inflection and you feel as if each character has his or own voice. I'll admit I was skeptical about the choice of narrator at first, but I was so wrong!

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Take a chance, use a credit, and listen to this book... it's light, fun, and entertaining! I loved this first book, and the other books in the series are wonderful also. I anxiously await more from Nocturn Falls.

So much fun!

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I really enjoyed this book because of the fun characters and cute romance. There was little language no smut so all and all a good read.

Very fun and light hearted

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Good fun read! Predictable, rough in spots, easy listening. Nice to see a paranormal author not use porn to sell books.

Good Start to a Series

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Definitely a fun read. I enjoyed it enough to read the next book. If you're looking for something kind of funny and lighthearted these books may be for you.

Definitely a fun read.

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Really interesting characters. Ones you can care about. Fun book and concept. Can't wait to read the rest of them!!!

Love this book!

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