Tim and Eric's Zone Theory

7 Easy Steps to Achieve a Perfect Life

By: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim

Narrated by: Bob Ross

From Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, two of the 21st century's most vital and creative minds, comes a brand new, inspirational, and game-changing life system that promises to instantly provide wellness, happiness, and total, absolute fulfillment.

Critic reviews

"Zone Theory helped me to become a happier, healthier, more confident man. I recommend it to everyone I meet. Buy it now."
-Malcolm Gladwell, Zone Plane 8

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-Questlove, Zone Plane 8

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-Jason Schwartzman, Zone Plane 8

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-David Blaine, Zone Plane 8

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-John C. Reilly, Zone Plane 8

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-Marilyn Manson, Zone Plane 8

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-Lena Dunham

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-Richard Linklater, Zone Plane 8

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-Simon Rich, Zone Plane 8

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-Ben Stiller, Zone Plane 8

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-Chuck Klosterman, Zone Plane 8

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-Zach Galifinakis, Zone Plane 8

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-Rob Zombie, Zone Plane 8

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-Judd Apatow, Zone Plane 8

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-Bob Odenkirk, Zone Plane 8

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-Aziz Ansari, Zone Plane 8

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-Vince Neil, Zone Plane 8

$50 Bill is Ridiculous

I love Tim and Eric and wanted to be successful in life. Zone Theory promised this AND delivered. Unfortunately, I purchased the Audible version and realized I wouldn't have a chance to get the $50 bill. Because of Zone Theory, I STILL found the $50 IN THE AUDIBLE BOOK! Don't question me. Don't question Zone Theory.

Why did they make an audiobook for this?

This book is so visually bizarre that it just doesn't translate into audio. You really need to hold the book in your hands to absorb the full experience. However, the handheld videobook, when coupled with the audiobook, is probably the funniest piece of audiovisual stimulus that has ever been created.

Could not hear pictures

I had to use my imagination to understand the pictures however was still able to perform most duties of reading.

Followed all the Zone Theory instructions and guess whaT

I followed every Zone Theory instruction and *surprise!* I discovered an eleventh zone!(?) It's Zone 11 and only presents itself when you remove your unnecessary tubes. I'm told that some go to far and arrive at Zone Twelve. It's easy to go to far and arrive at Zone Twelve, so here's a po-ehm (a word you'll learn when at Zone 11) to sear the concept into your brain: Zone 11, I'm in Heaven. Oops, Here's Zone 12, I'm forever in He-Ll (a word you can read, but never read aloud, or you'll be in Zone 13, a place worse than He-Ll where the "Pre-Inherent" is named Thee-D'nald, He Who Tweets Nightly).

Play this in your graduate research office

Passers-by will enjoy it more than you will. Birds. Fish. Final words to fill out the comment...