Wed to the Alien Brute

Accidental Alien Brides, Book 3

By: January Bell

Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Hollie Jackson

My dreams of marrying a hot alien came true—except the grumpy brute can’t stand me.

I am the only one excited—okay, delighted—at finding myself married to a hulking, alien warlord. I’ve always been into scales and tails, and this big green beefcake is right up my alley. Except, he’s not into me. But I want my fun, and that’s the very least I can get out of this arranged marriage. I’m determined to get my way, and I’m sick of being ignored.

When my grumpy husband leaves for the capital, I have an evil plan: stow away on his ship and wear him down with my sunny disposition.

Except, he’s not going to the capital. He’s scoping out a secret base, and he is furious with me. When the enemy—Roth—board our ship, endangering his mission and me, his grouchy front cracks. If we want to survive, he’ll have to realize there’s more to me than sunshine and rainbows...and I’ll have to figure out if I'm brave enough to give him what he wants: love.

©2023 January Bell (P)2023 Podium Audio

Fun!

Romances rarely give me so much as a chuckle, but this was surprisingly full of comedic gems! The shrieking cat had me in absolute stitches.

This had me laughing out loud

The MFC is the Monster "Lover" we all can relate with and I absolutely lost it when she stated "I'm down to clown" about getting busy with the MMC. So many good one liners in this story!

Yes she is over the top, yes this story is silly, but it was so much fun. I'm loving this author, the series, and the narrators. In fact, I've enjoyed the audiobook experience so much that I'm waiting for these audiobooks instead of jumping over to Kindle and reading them, just so much more fun listening to these for me.

Aside from all that, this book also takes the biggest step forward with the universe building and likely setting up 2 potential spin off books with other aliens. Highly recommend the series and this book!

Oh Horatio...

I want more Horatio!
Don't worry, you'll meet him, along with a few more new faces, as well as an unexpected return! "The Brute" is still eluding his determined wife, so Rebecca shows away on his ship thinking she'll get some inevitable quality alone time with her new hubby as he travels to the capital....except, he's not going to the capital, but on a secret mission he may not make it back from....and now he's forced to bring her along! Rebecca fights to be seen as herself as her husband focuses solely on his mission, her safety,...and her body. Add in an adorable death-cat, a merman, and more than a few surprises and you can't not have fun with this one!

Funny and Romantic

enjoyed from beginning to end love the women with their personalities and pets. The males are focused on pleasing their brides. On the last book of the series

One of the best!

I absolutely love their relationship dynamic and how friggin funny the book is overall. It feels like one of the readers has been transported into the book and the sex scenes all I can say is chapter 29 gotta be one of my faves.