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Net Positive with John Crist

Net Positive with John Crist

By: John Crist
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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos CreativeJohn Crist Performing Arts Spirituality
Episodes
  • More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist

    More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
    Mar 18 2026
    The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to ⁠https://blueland.com/netpositive⁠⁠ TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • The Roast Of Net Positive

    The Roast Of Net Positive
    Mar 11 2026
    Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)

    Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
    Mar 5 2026
    The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SHIPSTATION: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. COVE: Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to DRINKAG1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 31 mins
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this is the best podcast ever I have listened to every episode and every one is amazing

best pod ever

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I love listening to John and his rambling thoughts. He’s the Jerry Seinfeld of 2020’s! John notices the big and little things that make life funny.

Funny!

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My 88 year old Mom died yesterday and her favorite comedian was JOHN CRIST! We watched the shows and clips together over and over. Thank you for making me and my Mom laugh! 🙏☺️

My Mom loved you!

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I never subscribed, like or review any media. I have followed only one other podcast "timesuck". This is only my second following ever. I may not ever need another. It's about quality not quantity. Thanks J.C. for the non- stop laughs. Ally Naud in Utah


This is the second podcast I have ever followed!

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Saw him live in San Antonio! He was great! I was afraid I had already heard the jokes… but nope he kept us laughing

Love John Christ

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