Episodes

  • More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist

    More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
    Mar 18 2026
    The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to ⁠https://blueland.com/netpositive⁠⁠ TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • The Roast Of Net Positive

    The Roast Of Net Positive
    Mar 11 2026
    Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)

    Enemas Closer (w/ Tim Hawkins)
    Mar 5 2026
    The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SHIPSTATION: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. COVE: Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to DRINKAG1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • POV Stomach

    POV Stomach
    Feb 25 2026
    USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to ⁠https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at ⁠https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)

    Instrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)
    Feb 18 2026
    Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 10% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to ⁠https://blueland.com/netpositive⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • Mental Physical Therapy

    Mental Physical Therapy
    Feb 11 2026
    Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠ New Merch: ⁠⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS AND A FREE ZWILLING KNIFE with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at ⁠https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠⁠ Facebook: ⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠⁠ X: ⁠⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Pause All Parties

    Pause All Parties
    Feb 4 2026
    Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: ⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠ New Merch: ⁠https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS TRUE CLASSIC - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/NETPOSITIVE! #trueclassicpod COVE - Go to ⁠https://covesmart.com⁠, and use code NETPOSITIVE for up to 70% OFF your first order — easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. GLORIFY - Visit ⁠https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ⁠right now to download the Glorify app for free AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: ⁠https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail⁠ ----- EMAIL US: ⁠netpositive@johncristcomedy.com⁠ ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod⁠ ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian⁠ Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/⁠ X: ⁠https://x.com/johnbcrist⁠ Website: ⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/ ⁠ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos⁠ Easton Smith: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith⁠ Lagos Creative: ⁠https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • No Hang List

    No Hang List
    Jan 28 2026
    John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS GLORIFY - Visit ⁠https://glorify-app.com/netpositive ⁠right now to download the Glorify app for free ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to ⁠https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at ⁠⁠https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE⁠ ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins