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Nothing Un-Touched

Nothing Un-Touched

By: Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
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Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!

© 2026 Nothing Un-Touched
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Episodes
  • “Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)”
    Mar 21 2026

    This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe.

    Oh—and it gets worse.

    We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lick you before it’s too much? (Yes, this is a real conversation.)


    Add in bad choices, zero regrets, and Ivy trying to keep Scarlett grounded (good luck), and you’ve got an episode that spirals fast.


    Moral of the story? Protect your GPA, trust your instincts, and maybe… check for roaches first.

    Correction Besties: it was not a physiological paper it was a an analytical review paper!



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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced”
    Mar 14 2026

    This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there.

    The mics are on, the filter is off, and nothing is off-limits.

    Quick correction in this episode Besties: We are not #9 in relationship pods on all of Apple pods just in 1 country. We just got excited and didn’t read the whole email! It’s still something to celebrate though!

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans!
    Mar 8 2026

    Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great, but staying safe is even better


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    56 mins
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