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🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolutely should not be crowdsourced.

We kick things off with a Dad Joke of the Day that sets the tone (low), followed by a completely unexplained PSA about loyalty. From there, we ask the important questions society refuses to answer… like what color a Smurf turns when you choke it, and what things people pretend are a choice that absolutely aren’t.

Then reality sets in.

Chris gives updates on his rapidly escalating terrarium obsession (including new moss that he’s way too excited about), while both hosts come to terms with the fact that they are pushing 40 and officially entering the “this might be it” phase of life. We also uncover that half of people can’t intentionally blur their own vision, which somehow becomes a full conversation.

Things spiral when David presents a scenario about faking your job for 8 months and finally hitting the point where you can’t fake it anymore. Do you come clean, or double down and hope for the best?

From there, it’s chaos:

• Chris self-diagnoses a growing lump behind his ear (WebMD says “probably fine”)
• Would You Rather scenarios that get uncomfortable fast
• Why grammar matters more than you think (and can accidentally propose a foursome)
• Guessing which athlete posted wild tweets (spoiler: it’s always Le’Veon Bell)
• The Catchphrase Draft, breaking down the most iconic lines in pop culture

We wrap it up with word association, unhinged AskReddit questions, and a “This Day in History” segment where Chris continues his streak of confidently incorrect guesses.

It’s pop culture, dumb games, existential panic, and a deep dive into why certain phrases stick in your brain forever.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, viral-style debates, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that somehow go from grammar to life decisions in 30 seconds… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE ONE OF THESE CATCHPHRASES GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
4:06 – DAD JOKE OF THE DAY
6:18 – “NEVER QUESTION MY LOYALTY” PSA
7:04 – WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF TURN?
8:12 – THINGS SOCIETY PRETENDS ARE A CHOICE
10:04 – WEEKLY UPDATES
17:12 – PUSHING 40
21:07 – BLURRED VISION
22:43 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
25:59 – CYST-ER FROM ANOTHER MR.
32:19 – WOULD YOU RATHER…
38:42 – GUESS THE CHARACTER FROM THE CONCEPT ART
46:07 – WHY GRAMMAR MATTERS (A LOT)
47:46 – GUESS THE ATHLETE TWEETS
51:37 – THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT
1:00:39 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:39 – WORD ASSOCIATION GAME
1:07:47 – ASK REDDIT – $100M TRADEOFF SCENARIO
1:11:18 – ASK REDDIT – DATING AN IDIOT
1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:04 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:24:06 – OUTRO

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🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debating the most influential person in human history.

Chris kicks things off talking about the legendary riff from “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria, before David immediately throws him into chaos by asking him to name the Top 5 Black people of all time.

From there things spiral fast.

Chris reads David the real names of famous celebrities and forces him to guess who they are, which proves that some of Hollywood’s biggest stars had names that absolutely would not have worked on a movie poster.

We also debate the most influential person of all time, discuss why some people “run hot” like human space heaters, and revisit the universal frustration of trying to avoid conversation only to run into every neighbor in your apartment complex.

Other highlights include:
- Trying to figure out how you’d handcuff a one-armed man
- Chris proudly discussing his new Marlin 1895 Dark Series rifle like it’s 1887
- A hidden iPhone trick that explains laundry tag symbols
- Exploring the absurd subreddit r/BrandNewSentence where the internet produces phrases no human should ever say
- David guessing elements from Periodic Table symbols
- The Sidekick Draft, ranking the greatest sidekicks ever from movies, TV, and pop culture
- Chris continuing to financially spiral into the terrarium hobby rabbit hole

We also break down one of baseball’s strangest rumors involving Moises Alou, debate ridiculous injuries people have suffered, and wrap up with unwritten life rules people swear by.

It’s pop culture trivia, internet chaos, life hacks, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about science, celebrities, and sidekicks like it’s an Olympic sport.

If you like comedy podcasts with weird trivia, ridiculous hypotheticals, pop culture debates, and conversations that go from guitar riffs to history lessons in five minutes… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE SPEND MORE MONEY ON TERRARIUMS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:58 – THE RIFF
3:05 – TOP 5 BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL TIME DEBATE
5:35 – GUESS THE CELEBRITY FROM THEIR REAL NAME
12:52 – WHY COME PEOPLE “RUN HOT”
16:02 – WHO IS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON EVER?
17:37 – AVOIDING PEOPLE AT ALL COSTS
21:37 – HOW DO YOU HANDCUFF A ONE-ARMED MAN?
22:35 – MARLIN 1895 DARK SERIES
28:04 – HIDDEN IPHONE TRICK FOR LAUNDRY TAGS
29:33 – r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE
34:22 – GUESSING ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
39:32 – THE SIDEKICK DRAFT
43:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
44:13 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS THE DUMBEST WAY YOU’VE BEEN INJURED?­
49:00 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNWRITTEN RULE YOU SWEAR BY?
54:32 – 9
56:20 – MONEY WELL SPENT
1:00:27 – MOISES ALOU
1:02:39 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:06:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:09:02 – OUTRO

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NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most disturbing real stories you’ve probably never heard… the tragedy of Nutty Putty Cave, where a man became trapped upside down in a 10” x 18” passage for 27 hours.

Naturally, after that emotional whiplash, things immediately spiral into the kinds of questions only two guys with microphones would ask each other:

· What would you yell in a crowd to find your friend without saying their name?

· Have you looked at every possible time on a clock during your lifetime?

· And if you had to drink an entire bottle of one bodily fluid… which are you picking?

Somewhere in the chaos we also revisit Little Monsters, remember the classic Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE! commercial, and debate whether we should start collecting football cards again like it’s 1998.

Then things get nerdy in the best way when Chris tries to guess the Top 20 Harry Potter characters with the most screen time, which leads to arguments about who actually mattered in the movies and who just stood around Hogwarts looking dramatic.

We also talk about:

· Chris getting scammed by a counterfeit postage terrarium seller

· Words that only exist next to other words (like “torrential downpour”)

· The rumored disappearance of the penny

· A conspiracy that gravity might disappear on August 12th

· Supporting an employee’s dangerous caffeine addiction

· And the usual Try Not To Laugh dark jokes

It’s weird news, nostalgic pop culture, random trivia, conspiracy talk, and the kind of ridiculous hypotheticals that make you question how we function in society.

If you like comedy podcasts full of bizarre questions, pop culture debates, dumb games, and conversations that jump from horrifying cave stories to Harry Potter trivia… you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE GRAVITY DISAPPEARS 👇

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
5:09 – IS GAUZE PLURAL? CHRIS THINKS SO
6:24 – THE NUTTY PUTTY CAVE TRAGEDY
10:01 – HOW WOULD YOU FIND ME IN A CROWD?
11:25 – THE WORST BODILY FLUID CHALLENGE
12:42 – HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY TIME ON A CLOCK?
14:35 – REDISCOVERING LITTLE MONSTERS
17:11 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH (DARK JOKES)
21:23 – COUNTERFEIT POSTAGE
26:31 – SHOULD WE START COLLECTING FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN?
28:25 – WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST WITH OTHER WORDS
31:22 – SUPPORTING SUBORDINATE ADDICTIONS
34:03 – “NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE!”
35:32 – TOP 20 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BY SCREEN TIME
42:42 – IS THE PENNY FINALLY GOING AWAY?
46:32 – THE GRAVITY CONSPIRACY
48:44 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
50:02 – ASK REDDIT – WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR $2 MILLION
53:22 – ASK REDDIT – NORMAL THINGS YOU DIDN’T REALIZE WERE WEIRD
1:01:04 – CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
1:07:01 – OUTRO

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