Hello Listeroonis! 🍑

Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT.

Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT.

Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, complaints and suspicious vegetable photos to Lolcast@thelisties.com

Oh come see The Listies Make You LOL at Melbourne Comedy Festival from April 4th! Get your tickets before someone scalps them all! 🎪

Aloha Nan x 🐕🚐💨

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Hello Listerooni! 🎧

It's Nan here — this month was Febfast so I've been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off!

This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong?

If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair).

We hear a bunch of reader emails, jokes 😂 and poems along with a very high brow segment called The Bum Parade 🍑 Please be aware that unfortunately Rich's Poetry Corner has NOT been cancelled, which we are sure you agree is a massive shame.

Anyway I have to go — I have an appointment with my new best friend Spicy Margs 🍹

As always: 📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits. You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha, Nan 👋😎

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Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊

It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻

In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:

• The boys aka Greg and Different Greg(I think I'm getting those names right?) make new year's resolutions. Let's see how long they last.
• An exciting Episode of Our Lives where Rich unboxes and plays EVERYONE'S FAVE board game called, Potato Empire 2 🥔👑🎲
• And another eyelash curlingly exciting edition of Richard's Poetry Corner. 📜✨☀️🏖️

See you then, Listeroonis! 💖

Aloha,

Nan xoxo

*year may vary depending on timezone.

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Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨

It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉

At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.

This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:

• A list of everyone who's on the nawty list and who's on the nice list (fingers crossed)

• A preview of this summer's boopiest new movie 🎬🍿

• Some truly excellent sponsor ideas from you, the Listeroonis 🧠📢

• And Rich reading a very special Christmas poem 📜🎶

I couldn't be there for the recording be-claus I was at the North Pole with my good friend Nick ❄️🎅

Thank you for listening and for sending us your letters 💌📬
May your stockings be full and your pavlovas be covered in bum fruits 🍑🎂

Aloha! 🌺
Nan (and Rich and Matt) 👵🎤🎧

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Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪

It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️

This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:

🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!

🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)

🎬 Sponsor Time! — Blaise (10) brings us Dis Knee — the streaming service dedicated to knees! Featuring classics like Toe-zen, Finding Knee-mo, and Charlie and the Toenail Factory. 👣

🦥 Corrections this ep will be read by a very special guest, Sammy the Sloth.

📜 Rich's Poetry Corner — with has just gotten a whole bunch of new spams - oops I mean fans.

Oh, and a quick side hustle update: 🐫🦶
To everyone whose camel still needs a Hoof Spa — there are plenty still available!

👅

Aloha,
Nan

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Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️

It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️
I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!

In this Pod-Cow:
🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.)
😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to lolcast@thelisties.com 📧)
👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of all, full of snacks.
🛋️ And finally, grab a throw cushion and join us in Rich's Poetry Corner. Trust me, you'll need that pillow 😉

So hold onto your harness — this episode's a real cliff-hanger!

Aloha,
Nan 👁️👋

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Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮

It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.

Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?

• 🤔 Was it because we've been busy on tour? Nope.
• 🥞 Something to do with pancakes? Don't think so...
• 🐒 Did a monkey steal our gear to start a podcast about ba-nay-nas? No, but I'd subscribe 🍌

It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.

In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:

• 🖼️ Matt organising a trip to a "gallery" with no pictures… just something much smellier
• 📩 A bumper crop of sponsor suggestions from you lot.
• 📜 Rich's Poetry Corner getting a new fan — and not the kind that spins on the ceiling.

Hope you enjoy, and if you know any camels with sore feet 🐪🦶, send them my way.

Aloha,
Nan

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🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Ancient Egypt 🧺🕳️🏺.

They uncover the mystery of what the time machine gets up to when it's not time machining...
...and also possibly knock the nose off the Sphinx. (SORRY HISTORY!) 👃💥

BUT... some sad news:
📜 Rich's Poetry Corner has been cancelled due to legal reasons. Our lawyer, CatGPT 🐱⚖️ (who definitely doesn't take sides and was not bribed with whiskers by Matt) storms the poddie mid-verse. What a shame. WAAAAH/YAY.

On the plus side:
🦶 I now have my very own range of FOOT SPAS!
(Note: not suitable for robots. Or feet.)

As always:
📩 Send us your silly questions, joke ideas, sponsor suggestions and b.u.m fruits
You might just hear yourself on a future episode of the Pugcast!

Aloha,
Nan 👋😎

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