On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.

Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.

There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.

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00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits

01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)

04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”

04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong

05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out

08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster

10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock

12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”

13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine

16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means

17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic

19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life

21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs

22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football

23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry

25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate

27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.

From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…

The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.

If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Outrageous Nicknames

04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke

08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?

10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession

12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations

14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks

16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things

18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated

21:00 Celebrity Encounters

25:00 Bathroom Etiquette Debate

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.

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00:00 Introduction

02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession

05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience

08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge

10:30 The family diary row

14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”

17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story

19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal

21:03 The dog adoption videos debate

25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers

27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward

29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever

30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat

42:22 The mystery rapper debate

44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the arts

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.

Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.

Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.

The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.

Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.

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00:00 Introduction

01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups

03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate

04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive

09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?

14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem

19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate

23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships

25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong

28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch

33:00 Easter Book Joke & Outro

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.

Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.

Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.

In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.

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00:00 Introduction

02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story

03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer

05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession

07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story

09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now

10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail

12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills

14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts

16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”

18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders

19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)

21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast

23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories

25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up

26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child

28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn

29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids

30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.

The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.

Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.

There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.

And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.

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00:00 Introduction

01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband

04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy

06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding

08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?

12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models

14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex

17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema

20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies

22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books

25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.

Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.

The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.

There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.

It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life.

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On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.

We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.

Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?

From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.

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00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”

01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories

02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)

04:16 – Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex

06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward

07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous

09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment

10:14 – YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder?

12:05 – Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics

13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”

14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust

15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time

16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries

17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes

18:12 – Outro

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