Roxy and Muffin Versus

When eight-year-old Roxy and her dog Muffin are snatched from Earth during Halloween night, they're thrown into the PRIX GAMES—a deadly intergalactic Game where survival is optional and Entertainment is mandatory.

Armed with nothing but a chainsaw named Baby, Muffin, a newly sentient canine companion, and an attitude that refuses to quit, Roxy must navigate the first of six increasingly lethal Game levels filled with murderous aliens, opportunistic bounty hunters, and products so dangerous they come with their own death waivers.

As they gather a ragtag team including a discount Darth Vader and Unda Wada, who fights in a shark costume, Roxy discovers a horrifying truth: the Game isn't just collecting players—it's harvesting souls. Thousands of former contestants lie trapped in pods, powering the very system that killed them.

With the help of a resistance movement, her foul mouth, and her battle-hungry dog, Roxy agrees to a plan to overthrow the Game from within. But in a world where death comes in the form of exploding sock puppets and weapon swaps that replace your chainsaw with a kazoo, the odds aren't exactly in their favor.

ROXY and MUFFIN Versus the Infinite Death Gauntlet is an action-packed LitRPG adventure filled with irreverent, inappropriate humor, heart-pounding battles, and bad knock knock jokes. It's READY PLAYER ONE meets GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY meets Dungeon Crawler Carl, with a little eight-year-old girl at the center who might be the galaxy's most dangerous Contestant yet.

Because sometimes the best hero is the smallest one. And sometimes that hero's dog is an even bigger badass.

FOUL LANGUAGE, SAD ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR, BLOOD, GUTS, OTHER STUFF THAT YOU MAY BE OFFENDED BY. THIS IS NOT FOR CHILDREN.