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Pounded by Produce

By: G.M. Fairy
Narrated by: Jameson Adams, Meg Price
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A tale of veggies tempted to break their vows.

Fleeing a tumultuous past, Emily finds refuge at a kitchen job in a quiet countryside parish.

Robert and Laurent are two best friends with a bond that has crossed lines throughout their history, but now walk the straight and narrow, giving their lives to their parish as priests.

One magical night under the harvest moon, Robert and Laurent experience a bizarre transformation: They wake up as a tomato and a cucumber.

Emily brings these ripe and juicy vegetables into the kitchen, but instead of preparing a meal, she uses them for other, more carnal needs. Emily awakens something inside the priests, who switch back and forth between their human and vegetable forms.

The three find themself in a steamy entanglement, unable to deny their primal desires. Will they fight their urges or break their vows and alter the course of their lives forever?

From the best-selling author of Get In My Swamp comes a veggie love story filled with angst and lust.

©2025 G.M. Fairy (P)2025 Podium Audio Contemporary
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Absolutely enjoyed this book! It had the perfect amount of steamy with a sense of humor to it. I definitely enjoy books that are a little different and have out there imagination. Will definitely be checking out more books by this author!

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I can't believe an impulse buy like this would be the highlight of my day. saw the cover and thought it would be another silly sentient story but boy was I wrong. New kink unlocked!! smutty sentient veggie/priests 🤩. I laughed so hard I wet myself also in more ways than one😏😜 I will forever look at the phrase "Spill my seed" in a whole new light😂😂 and the narration was amazing kudos for a great performance!!

mind blown 🤯

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I'm no longer sad with a huge grin on my face. the sheer absurdity mad it a fantastic rom com

it cured my depression

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I loved the depth of the story and the reframing of purity culture. It was incredibly well done and the spicy spots are so considered without overstaying in a way that takes you out of it.

Outstanding

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Came for the premise. The best thing since sliced cucumber and tomatoes! Better than I expected

Do you like talking tomatoes?

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