Bestsellers
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall18,684
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Performance17,546
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Story17,546
PULITZER PRIZE WINNER #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly humorous, told from the enslaved Jim's point of view NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD FINALIST ONE...
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It's perfect
- By C. King on 03-27-24
By: Percival Everett
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This Princess Kills Monsters
- The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel
- By: Ry Herman
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Ry Herman
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall68
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Performance64
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Story64
A princess with a mostly useless magical talent takes on horrible monsters, a dozen identical masked heroes, and a talking lion in a quest to save a kingdom—and herself—in this feminist fairy tale satire. “The Princess Bride meets Shrek.”—Susie Dumond, author of Bed and Breakup...
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The fairy tale I always needed
- By Kindle Customer on 03-17-26
By: Ry Herman
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I See You've Called in Dead
- A Novel
- By: John Kenney
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall723
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Performance695
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Story695
Obituary writer Bud Stanley isn’t really living his best life. He’s fallen into a funk after a divorce. (She left him for another man, who, in fairness, was far more interesting.) He’s not doing his job well. He’s given up on dating.
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Thought provoking
- By kevin j brown on 09-29-25
By: John Kenney
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,778
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Performance17,660
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Story17,634
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,833
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Performance5,302
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Story5,300
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A REESE'S BOOK CLUB PICK “Hard to put down, harder to forget.” — Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the...
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall8,832
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Performance7,616
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Story7,585
New York Times Bestseller “Just because everything appears to be a mess doesn’t mean you have to be one. Mark Manson’s book is a call to arms for a better life and better world and could not be more needed right now.” — Ryan Holiday, bestselling author of The Obstacle is the Way and...
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall18,684
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Performance17,546
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Story17,546
PULITZER PRIZE WINNER #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER NATIONAL BOOK AWARD WINNER A brilliant, action-packed reimagining of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, both harrowing and darkly humorous, told from the enslaved Jim's point of view NATIONAL BOOK CRITICS CIRCLE AWARD FINALIST ONE...
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It's perfect
- By C. King on 03-27-24
By: Percival Everett
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This Princess Kills Monsters
- The Misadventures of a Fairy-Tale Stepsister: A Novel
- By: Ry Herman
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh, Ry Herman
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall68
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Performance64
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Story64
A princess with a mostly useless magical talent takes on horrible monsters, a dozen identical masked heroes, and a talking lion in a quest to save a kingdom—and herself—in this feminist fairy tale satire. “The Princess Bride meets Shrek.”—Susie Dumond, author of Bed and Breakup...
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The fairy tale I always needed
- By Kindle Customer on 03-17-26
By: Ry Herman
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I See You've Called in Dead
- A Novel
- By: John Kenney
- Narrated by: Sean Patrick Hopkins
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall723
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Performance695
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Story695
Obituary writer Bud Stanley isn’t really living his best life. He’s fallen into a funk after a divorce. (She left him for another man, who, in fairness, was far more interesting.) He’s not doing his job well. He’s given up on dating.
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Thought provoking
- By kevin j brown on 09-29-25
By: John Kenney
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,778
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Performance17,660
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Story17,634
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Yellowface
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- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,833
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Performance5,302
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Story5,300
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER A REESE'S BOOK CLUB PICK “Hard to put down, harder to forget.” — Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the...
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall8,832
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Performance7,616
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Story7,585
New York Times Bestseller “Just because everything appears to be a mess doesn’t mean you have to be one. Mark Manson’s book is a call to arms for a better life and better world and could not be more needed right now.” — Ryan Holiday, bestselling author of The Obstacle is the Way and...
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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The Screwtape Letters
- By: C. S. Lewis
- Narrated by: Joss Ackland
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,501
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Performance5,760
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Story5,746
A Masterpiece of Satire on Hell’s Latest Novelties and Heaven’s Unanswerable Answer C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters has entertained and enlightened readers the world over with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the unique vantage point of Screwtape, a highly...
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This is the Best Audio Screwtape, a Masterpiece
- By James on 08-22-12
By: C. S. Lewis
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The Colour of Magic
- Discworld, Book 1
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,528
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Performance2,193
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Story2,184
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Colour of Magic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...
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TERRIBLE Narration!
- By Kayla I on 07-08-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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CATCH-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,456
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Performance3,789
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Story3,791
This fiftieth-anniversary edition commemorates Joseph Heller’s masterpiece with a new introduction; critical essays and reviews by Norman Mailer, Alfred Kazin, Anthony Burgess, and others; rare papers and photos; and much more. Nominated as one of America’s best-loved novels by PBS’s The...
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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The Man Who Saw Seconds
- By: Alexander Boldizar
- Narrated by: Christian Leatherman
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall36
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Performance33
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Story33
Winner of the Locus Award and CIBA Mark Twain grand prize, The Man Who Saw Seconds is a gripping speculative fiction thriller, blending absurdist satire and adrenaline-charged suspense, about a New York man who can see five seconds into the future—which changes his life forever; perfect for...
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Clever Premise, High School Level Philosophy
- By Dylan O. on 12-19-25
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Guards! Guards!
- Discworld, Book 8
- By: Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch - introduction
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall712
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Performance606
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Story606
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before 'It was the usual Ankh-Morpork mob in times of crisis; half of them were here to complain, a quarter of them were here to watch the other...
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All the same voice
- By Katherine on 05-26-23
By: Terry Pratchett, and others
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Fight Club
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jim Colby
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall11,605
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Performance10,071
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Story10,071
Every weekend, in basements and car parks across the country, young men with good white-collar jobs and absent fathers take off their shoes and shirts and fight each other barehanded. Then they go back to those jobs with blackened eyes and loosened teeth and the sense that they can handle anything.
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The first rule about Fight Club is...
- By Ilana on 04-17-12
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Lula Dean's Little Library of Banned Books
- A Novel
- By: Kirsten Miller
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,189
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Performance1,132
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Story1,132
“Kirsten Miller has that rare ability to take a serious subject and make it very, very funny. I enjoyed this novel and you will too.”--James Patterson The provocative and hilarious summer read that will have book lovers cheering and everyone talking! Kirsten Miller, author of The Change...
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Small town attitudes
- By Maureen Teague on 08-26-24
By: Kirsten Miller
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Rejection
- Fiction
- By: Tony Tulathimutte
- Narrated by: Micky Shiloah, Allyson Ryan, Quincy Surasmith, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall341
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Performance318
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Story318
LONGLISTED FOR THE 2024 NATIONAL BOOK AWARD IN FICTION A NEW YORK TIMES BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR ""A master comedian with a virtuoso prose style has produced an audacious, original and highly disturbing book . . . an incandescent satire."" —Giles Harvey, The New York Times Magazine From the...
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Exploration of the complexity of modern lives
- By Erich Mauff on 04-19-25
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The Light Fantastic
- Discworld, Book 2
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,456
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Performance1,281
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Story1,279
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of The Light Fantastic is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...
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What's missing?
- By Tommy Engel on 07-29-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Equal Rites
- Discworld, Book 3
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,115
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Performance1,871
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Story1,866
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Equal Rites is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...
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Disappionted NO choice but the new version.
- By Anonymous on 06-16-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Mort
- Discworld, Book 4
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Sian Clifford, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,395
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Performance1,230
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Story1,227
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Mort is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor Sian Clifford (Fleabag; Vanity Fair; Quiz). BAFTA and Golden Globe...
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Great Book, Annoying Voice
- By Tim O'Connor on 12-02-24
By: Terry Pratchett
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Wyrd Sisters
- Discworld, Book 6
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,289
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Performance1,141
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Story1,135
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Wyrd Sisters is narrated by Indira Varma (Game of Thrones; Luther; This Way Up). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning...
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The main reader’s voices are not distinct
- By BJM on 04-29-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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A Better Life
- A Novel
- By: Lionel Shriver
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall78
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Performance74
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Story74
In a provocative novel addressing contemporary immigration by the sharply observant Lionel Shriver, a New York family takes in a Honduran migrant—who may or may not be the innocent paragon she claims to be. Gloria Bonaventura, a divorced mother of three living with her 26-year-old son Nico in...
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Well done
- By pomommie on 02-13-26
By: Lionel Shriver
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5,529
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Performance4,892
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Story4,899
In American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other....
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall34,006
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Performance31,375
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Story31,316
Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall636
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Performance572
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Story572
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before 'What's so hard about pulling a sword out of a stone? The real work's already been done. You ought to make yourself useful and find the...
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The older ones are far better.
- By danielle w. on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Sourcery
- Discworld, Book 5
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall844
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Performance738
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Story738
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before The audiobook of Sourcery is read by Colin Morgan (Merlin; Testament of Youth; Belfast). BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill...
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So Much Heart
- By Just Chris on 07-15-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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Anima Rising
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Mary Jane Wells
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall610
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Performance572
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Story572
Christopher Moore's novel comes to life in this incredible audio edition, an AudioFile Magazine Earphones Award winner! Narrator Mary Jane Wells displays an impressive range of character voices, accents, and tonal shifts that perfectly compliment the story's pace and humor. “A brilliant...
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Dog lovers should not read!
- By Cathy on 07-09-25
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The Humans
- A Novel
- By: Matt Haig
- Narrated by: Mark Meadows
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,288
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Performance2,927
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Story2,918
The bestselling, award-winning author of The Midnight Library offers his funniest, most devastating dark comedy yet, a “silly, sad, suspenseful, and soulful” (Philadelphia Inquirer) novel that’s “full of heart” (Entertainment Weekly). When an extra-terrestrial visitor arrives on Earth...
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Light Sci-Fi Fare--You'll Love It!
- By Kathy in CA on 06-29-18
By: Matt Haig
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Less (Winner of the Pulitzer Prize)
- A Novel
- By: Andrew Sean Greer
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall7,921
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Performance7,076
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Story7,077
A struggling novelist travels the world to avoid an awkward wedding in this hilarious Pulitzer Prize-winning novel full of "arresting lyricism and beauty" (The New York Times Book Review). WINNER OF THE PULITZER PRIZE National Bestseller A New York Times Notable Book of 2017 A Washington Post...
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Endearing, funny, but sometimes overly clever
- By Lili on 07-30-17
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A Clockwork Orange
- By: Anthony Burgess
- Narrated by: Tom Hollander
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,765
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Performance3,033
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Story3,026
A vicious fifteen-year-old droog is the central character of this 1963 classic. In Anthony Burgess's nightmare vision of the future, where the criminals take over after dark, the story is told by the central character, Alex, who talks in a brutal invented slang that brilliantly renders his and...
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Great book, great narration, but not for everyone
- By Steve on 06-28-09
By: Anthony Burgess
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Night Watch
- (Discworld Novel 29)
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall214
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Performance198
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Story198
Brought to you by Penguin. Over 1 million Discworld audiobooks sold – discover the extraordinary universe of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld like never before. 'Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come round again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing...
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No humor no magic
- By peter on 06-12-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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My Sister, the Serial Killer
- A Novel
- By: Oyinkan Braithwaite
- Narrated by: Adepero Oduye
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall6,019
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Performance5,341
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Story5,329
"Pulpy, peppery and sinister, served up in a comic deadpan...This scorpion-tailed little thriller leaves a response, and a sting, you will remember."--NEW YORK TIMES "The wittiest and most fun murder party you've ever been invited to."--MARIE CLAIRE WINNER OF THE LOS ANGELES TIMES BOOK PRIZE FOR...
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That’s it?!!!
- By Danni B. on 12-26-18
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Double Whammy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George K. Wilson
- Length: 13 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3,787
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Performance2,738
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Story2,748
Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Carl Hiaasen has staked out his own territory in the world of crime fiction. Set in the neon world of south Florida, his New York Times best-selling novels are colored with broad bands of zany humor and offbeat suspense.
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Not for dog lovers
- By Tonette on 01-21-08
By: Carl Hiaasen
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By: M.F. Hamlin
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Black Bag
- A Novel
- By: Luke Kennard
- Narrated by: Luke Kennard
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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An out-of-work actor accepts the role of a lifetime—sitting soundlessly in a lecture theater, zipped into a large leather bag—to aid a professor’s psychological experiment. What could possibly go wrong? In Luke Kennard’s audacious new novel, a penniless and out-of-work actor picks up a...
By: Luke Kennard
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Lanark
- A Life in Four Books
- By: Alasdair Gray
- Narrated by: Alan Cumming, Angus King, Alasdair Gray
- Length: 22 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Lanark, a modern vision of hell set in the disintegrating cities of Unthank and Glasgow, tells the interwoven stories of Lanark and Duncan Thaw. A work of extraordinary imagination, its playful narrative conveys a profound message, both personal and political, about humankind's inability to love, and yet our compulsion to go on trying.
By: Alasdair Gray
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Too Blessed to Stress
- A Novel
- By: Alli Hoff Kosik
- Narrated by: Carly Larson, Sarah Beth Pfeifer, Austenne Grey, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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For fans of Bad Summer People and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, four influencers begin to suspect their mega-church's new pastor isn’t as devoted as he seems, and must decide if exposing him is worth revealing their own secrets. "A delightful satire full of tenderness and heart. Alli has...
By: Alli Hoff Kosik
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COMPUTERS ARE SATANIC
- By: Glen Hadley
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1987. America has thirty million personal computers. The monitor glows. The fan hums. The screen saver runs in the empty room, directed at the empty chair, and no one is asking what it's doing. Dr. Glen Hadley is asking. Computers Are Satanic is a full-length parody self-help book written in the voice of a completely sincere, completely unhinged wellness researcher who has spent a year in his Scottsdale home office with a color-coded binder, a Selectric II typewriter, and a growing certainty that the American public deserves to know the truth about CTRL+ALT+DEL. Hadley analyzes the ...
By: Glen Hadley
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Wie kann sie nur?
- By: Sophie Passmann
- Narrated by: Sophie Passmann
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Frauen im Internet stehen unter ständiger Beobachtung. Sophie Passmann ist selbst Teil der widersprüchlichen Welt weiblicher Selbstdarstellung in den sozialen Medien. Radikal selbstkritisch seziert sie die Phänomene, die eine ganze Generation prägen: von der asketischen Disziplin einer Hailey Bieber über die kalkulierte Görenhaftigkeit von Charli XCX bis zur neurotischen Perfektion von Taylor Swift. Warum sind wir alle so fasziniert von Frauen, die uns etwas vormachen – und gleichzeitig hassen wir sie genau dafür?
By: Sophie Passmann
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Feel The Fear and Do Nothing Anyway
- By: Glen Hadley
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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From the author of I Hate Meditating comes the definitive guide to doing absolutely nothing about your fears. Feel the Fear and Do Nothing Anyway is the landmark work of Dr. Glen T. Hadley, Ph.D.* — clinician, theorist, and the only person in the personal growth field willing to say what everyone else has been thinking: maybe the fear is right. Drawing on five years of clinical practice, three regional conferences, and one very good chair in Pasadena, Dr. Hadley presents the complete Glen Hadley Method™ — a framework for navigating fear through the strategic application of non-action....
By: Glen Hadley
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I HATE BOATING
- Do Not Get Involved With Boats
- By: Glen Hadley
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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The self-help book America didn't know it needed — and definitely didn't need to read on a boat. From the author of Feel the Fear and Do Nothing Anyway comes the definitive guide to one of the most underexamined decisions in modern life: whether to get involved with a boat. Dr. Glen Hadley has not been on a boat since July 14, 1974. He considers this his greatest personal achievement. In I Hate Boating, he shares everything he has learned in the years since — about boats, about the people who love them, about the cultural mythology that turned a fiberglass hull into a symbol of freedom,...
By: Glen Hadley
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The Needletoe Letters
- By: Robert M. Price
- Narrated by: Robert M. Price
- Length: 5 hrs
- Unabridged
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C.S. Lewis' apologetic classic The Screwtape Letters is full of keen wit and wise counsel—if one is a Christian believer. Such a reader will find much to ponder in its pages. But instead of a wily senior devil who offers advice to a mentee nephew on how to secure the damnation of humans, what if the letter writer were a clever angel who instructs his underling how to keep humans firmly fixed in their Christian faith?
By: Robert M. Price
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Lluvia de frailes en la selva
- By: Evelio Rosero
- Narrated by: Gustavo Dardés
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Mardoqueo Vanín y otros doce frailes pintorescos aterrizan en el territorio de los indios Uao con una misión: convertirlos en Hijos de Dios para impedir su exterminio a manos de las fuerzas militares. Escoltados por cuatro guías y cuatro monjas novatas en expediciones, los salvadores se adentran en la manigua.
By: Evelio Rosero
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Presidential Follies on Ice.
- (The Often-True Story of When I Defeated Donald Trump, Vlad Putin and Justice Alito in a 3x3 Hockey Game and Saved the World.)
- By: Alex Charns
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 22 mins
- Unabridged
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The Charns family challenged President Trump to a 3x3 hockey game, loser to emigrate to Russia. Trump's team adds Russian dictator Vladimir Putin and Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. The game was played in a secret location due to national security reasons. The Charns' family video was seized by the Kash Patel's FBI. This little book is the only record of this game happening. In attendance, was every FBI agent, half of the CIA, and every KGB agent.
By: Alex Charns
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The Art of BS
- A Classic Treatise on Strategic Ambiguity
- By: Sun D. Zew
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Clarity is optional. Confidence is mandatory. There are many books on leadership, strategy, and organizational excellence. This is not one of them. (Note: this is a satirical book!) Sun D. Zew on The Art of BS is a razor-edged parody of classic military philosophy—reborn in the only battlefield that matters: the org chart. Here, the battleground is the quarterly review, the weapons are slides and summaries, and victories are measured in approvals secured and blame deflected. Written in the style of an ancient treatise and tuned for the modern enterprise, this book distills the unspoken ...
By: Sun D. Zew
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Second Chance with My Firefighter Best Friend
- A Small Town, Friends to Lovers, Sweet Romantic Comedy (Briar Glen Romantic Comedies, Book 3)
- By: Abby Greyson
- Narrated by: Amanda Davidson, Zach Young
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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This is a kisses only, sweet romance. I’ve dreamed of what it would be like to have my best friend fall for me a million times. Not once did that story include a burst pipe and a flooded bathroom. I refuse to fall in love with Zander Mercier again. He abandoned me. Ten years ago, I ran from my small town with my tail between my legs, completely humiliated and alone. Now, I’m back in Briar Glen to claim my inheritance, my aunt’s bed and breakfast. The B&B needs some renovation, which means I need a contractor. I asked my partner to do one thing: NOT hire Zander.
By: Abby Greyson
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Checks, Lies & Side Eyes
- A Waitress’s Ten Darkly Funny Tales of Nightmare Diners, Power Plays, and Unpaid Debts
- By: Maria Merlino
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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You learn a lot about people when they’re hungry. Especially the ones who think you don’t count. Welcome to Lark & Ladle, where the checks are real, the lies are casual, and the side eyes could cut glass. Behind every “just one quick question” is a power play. Behind every “we’re in a hurry” is a person who expects the world to bend. And behind every smile a waitress wears is a private ledger of what people do when they think the apron makes you invisible. In Checks, Lies & Side Eyes, a sharp, funny, and quietly fearless waitress takes you table by table through ten darkly ...
By: Maria Merlino
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Violence on the Meek 5
- By: Stuart Bray
- Narrated by: Christopher Anthony
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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After the events of Violence on the Meek part 4, Paul Homolka is on the loose and is more violent than ever. But will Paul's reign end before it even has the chance to begin when an old foe decides to hunt him down?
By: Stuart Bray
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Sentenced to Heaven
- By: Ellis Elms
- Narrated by: Justin Fife
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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A judge who sentenced thousands. A murderer who served his time. A saint who judged everyone. A priest who looked away. An atheist who never believed. And a dog. They're all dead. They're all in the waiting room. And they're all about to learn that Heaven and Hell aren't what they expected. Welcome to the divine bureaucracy. The fluorescent lights are dying, and the red plastic "TAKE A NUMBER" machine determines your eternity. There are no pearly gates here; only a bored Clerk, a broken system, and a terrifying realization: The only mortal sin is Judgment.
By: Ellis Elms
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Ich hasse Menschen. Eine Fortpflanzung
- Ich hasse Menschen, Band 3
- By: Julius Fischer
- Narrated by: Julius Fischer
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Es ist dunkel in Leipzig. Alles schläft. Alles? Nein. Ein Kind leistet erbittert Widerstand. Der Vater, dem Autor nicht ganz unähnlich, zieht das letzte Register: eine Spazierfahrt mit dem Buggy. Mit ungewissem Ausgang und nicht vorhersehbarer Dauer. Wie die Odyssee. In klein. Und ohne Schiff. Dafür mit Sirenen. Ein Hörbuch für alle, die Kinder haben. Oder auf keinen Fall welche wollen.
By: Julius Fischer
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Calls May Be Recorded
- A Novel
- By: Katharina Volckmer
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Jimmie works in a London call center, fielding complaints from dissatisfied travelers. Concerns range from whether compulsive itching will attract sharks in Mykonos, to the queue at the infinity pools in Maldives, to stray hairs on pillows: "the utterings of people at odds with their own hedonism, holidays made unenjoyable by their own expectations."
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Confessions of a System Administrator
- By: Dean McIntyre
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Confessions of a System Administrator by Dean McIntyre Edgar has engineered his life for silence. He lives in a ground-floor apartment where no one walks beneath him. He works in IT, where success means nothing breaks loudly enough to attract attention. He keeps systems running. He avoids friction. He remains invisible. Two floors above him, a former attorney named Darren has abandoned a safe career to write a novel full time. While Edgar maintains servers and dodges office politics, Darren spends twelve hours a day alone with his manuscript—no backup plan, no safety net. Then someone ...
By: Dean McIntyre
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Fester Descent
- By: Crawford Smith
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty years after Fester, the town is still running on inertia and bad decisions. Everyone assumes things will work themselves out. They never do. Bolly Bollinger is trying to keep his father’s auto shop afloat while the town’s last old-money family keeps raising the rent. His stress relief is a local tradition known as a “zoo run.” He roars past the Schmidt mansion at top speed, flips off history, and pretends that counts as control. One night, the response is a gunshot. Bolly survives, but the consequences don’t stop there. When Candy Troutman—an informant at Mike’s Place, ...
By: Crawford Smith
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Three Angry Foursomes
- Golf: The Unforgiving Game
- By: Russ Munson
- Narrated by: Boyd Barrett
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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If golf is the unforgiving game… then these twelve players, in Three Angry Foursomes, are the unforgiven. Rooted in humor, irony, and truth-based fiction, Three Angry Foursomes follows a dozen men chasing a two-inch ball across a four-hundred-yard obstacle course toward an impossibly small five-inch hole — partially blocked by a flagstick. It’s a story about the search for meaning, redemption, relevance, and the elusive par, all played out on a desert course as merciless as the game itself.
By: Russ Munson
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The United States Civic League
- The Sports League That Made Democracy Fun Again
- By: Michael Mathiesen
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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The United States Civic League: The Sports League That Made Politics Fun Again unfolds as a bold, satirical reimagining of American democracy—one where direct national voting, civic participation, and public accountability are transformed into a vibrant, competitive, wildly entertaining national sport. Set in a near‑future United States hungry for renewal, the story follows a country that has grown tired of polarization, corruption, and political theater without purpose. In response, a new movement rises: a fully transparent, citizen‑powered league where everyday Americans compete in ...
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L'avvocato del diavolo
- Racconto dell'orrore
- By: Boris Akunin, Erin Beretta, Mariangela Ferosi, and others
- Narrated by: Cirulli Gabriele
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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L'avvocato del diavolo immagina un futuro distopico in cui la Russia è governata da un nuovo regime dopo l'improvvisa caduta del Leader Nazionale, chiara trasfigurazione dell'attuale presidente Putin. Quando Boris Turgencikov, uno scrittore dissidente perseguitato dal vecchio esecutivo, torna in Russia per assistere ai cambiamenti messi in atto al suono dello slogan "Onore e Onestà", resta invischiato in una surreale vicenda giudiziaria.
By: Boris Akunin, and others
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Howlers
- By: Brian Paone, Harry Carpenter
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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That’s the question at the heart of the beloved cult-classic horror film, Howlers. Relive the perilous adventures of the Bradshaw brothers as they try to save Talbotsville from a Howler infestation. Will Landis Lake ever be safe to swim in again, or will the town fall captive to the beasts?
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This was fun
- By E. H. Witt on 03-14-26
By: Brian Paone, and others
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Emerald City, P.D.
- "D" Is for Dorothy
- By: Steve Margolis
- Narrated by: Ali Gifford
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Dorothy Gale isn't in Kansas anymore. These days, she's the smoothest thief in Oz, pulling off heists flashier than Eeyore's underpants. But after years of high-tech robberies, she's ready to hang it up. Just one last score stands between her and a happily-ever-after with her sketchy-but-hot boyfriend, Hatter. If it goes well, she'll be a legend. If not… well, there's always Kansas.
By: Steve Margolis
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Die Abenteuer des braven Soldaten Schwejk
- Die Abenteuer des braven Soldaten Schwejk, Erster Teil
- By: Jaroslav Hašek
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Der Amtsarzt erklärt den Soldaten Schwejk für schwachsinnig. Aber ist er es auch? Vielleicht tut er ja nur so – wer weiß? Unschuldig wie ein Kind und von unerschütterlicher Gemütsruhe erlebt der brave Soldat Schwejk ein Abenteuer nach dem anderen. Höchst komisch – und mit feiner Ironie wird auch noch die Unsinnigkeit des Krieges präsentiert. Ein Klassiker!
By: Jaroslav Hašek
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Man of The House
- The Great Lie
- By: Jerrimiah Stonecastle
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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MAN OF THE HOUSE The Great Lie by Jerrimiah Stonecastle For centuries, civilization clung to comforting myths. The earth was flat. The sun revolved around us. And somewhere between the discovery of fire and Wi-Fi, another fantasy took root: The man is the boss of the house. Really? If he’s the boss, why does he wake up before sunrise five days a week to pay for a structure he technically “rules,” only to spend Saturday maintaining it like an unpaid intern? Why does His Majesty mow his own kingdom, fix the plumbing with YouTube certifications, and whisper sweet nothings to a thermostat...
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Lederhosentod - Mord im Paradis
- Hinterdobler, Band 7
- By: Martina Schmid
- Narrated by: Michael Aufleger
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Ein Maßkrug, der mehr sagt als tausend Worte. Eine Damenperücke auf einem Herrenkopf und eine Lederhose samt leblosem Inhalt im Waldbad. Als Alois Schregelmann bei der Trachtenvereinsfeier tot am Beckenrand liegt, beginnt für Hauptkommissar Toni Hinterdobler eine Ermittlungsreise durch die Abgründe des bayerischen Hinterlands: zwischen bärbeißigen Bauern, g'schlamperten Verhältnissen und einer Wiese, die plötzlich Millionen wert ist. Ein Fall voller skurriler Figuren, bayerischer Eigenheiten und einer Wahrheit, die sich erst zeigt, wenn keiner mehr lacht.
By: Martina Schmid
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The Gospel According to P.O.L.
- By: C.J. Loveman
- Narrated by: Leonydus Smith
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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God is in the details. But the Devil is in the data. Welcome to Synergy Church Inc., where the Holy Spirit has been replaced by P.O.L.—the Pastoral Optimization Logic-matrix. Reverend Caleb Wright is a relic. Laid off from a dying denomination, he accepts a lifeline as a "Spiritual Integration Specialist" at the Midwest's largest megachurch. But the Harmony Meadows campus isn’t just a church; it’s a closed-loop ecosystem of "Ascension Teal" branding and biometric surveillance. Here, faith isn’t a mystery—it’s a metric. Under the guidance of P.O.L.
By: C.J. Loveman