A Fashionable Disaster

Hot Damned, Book 17

By: Robyn Peterman

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy

The rich bloodsuckers don’t want to pay taxes. Too bad, so sad.

They’re the least of my problems right now. At the wise suggestion of my beloved mate, I indulge in a little retail therapy so I don’t dismember the pissed-off crew of greedy Vamps who don’t want to pay their fair share.

How could a trip to the happiest place on earth a.k.a. Target go wrong?

Let me count the ways....

Martha and Jane want to ride in the cart.

Vinnie convinces me to buy chicken potholders because everyone needs poultry-inspired oven mitts.

Most horrifying? I’ve run into the most dastardly and most boring enemy yet, and they’ve turned my happy place into a nightmare.

Their diabolical powers have already put Ethan into a trance, and I’m next on their list.

I’m going to have to rely on my unconventional crew, Martha, Jane, Vinnie, and some undead mimes hopped up on caffeinated blood, if I want to kick ass and end this supernatural snoozefest. Adding my untrustworthy, homicidal sister to the mix might end in catastrophe, but it’s a case of "the Devil made me do it".

Disaster has struck again, but I’ll handle it on my terms—fashionably and with no mercy. May the best Vamp stay awake long enough to win...and let it be me.

©2023 Robyn Peterman (P)2023 Audible, Inc.

Fantastically funny

I loved reading this book! I truly enjoy Peterman’s fouled mouth sarcasm laced quirky writing style. Reading it is great but listening just makes it so much better. The narrator adds depth and hearing it seems to make my imagination run wild while I laugh my way all the way through! Perfect story to help get through your work day but beware if you have co workers beware you will laugh out loud and people will look at gig like your nuts.

One of the best series ever!

Just gotta love Astrid and her gang of misfits, they are just amazing. You can not find a more hilarious, engaging, and interesting series out there. It is so absurdly bazaar, you'll swear you've met some of these individuals. Well, except for the vampires, Immortals, and all the other Supernatural beings, maybe, if so, more power to you. I will read or listen to anything Robyn Peterman chooses to put out into this world, it will happily take you into the next. It was a fun and touching read.

Fun and Adventurous

Love this adventure into another world. The story is fun, funny and a great escape. Jessica is a favorite and brings the story and characters to life.

RP throws out another hit!!

i looove me some Astrid, and this book brings us back around to her pov. i Also love Martha and Jane- their antics Never get old!
Astrid’s ‘compassion’ will see her through yet another crisis, when Ethan, and many other vampyres, are found tranced.
don’t miss this one! it’s disastrous fun!!
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Funny

Another great book in this series!!! Met some new funny characters. There are only two more books in this series I sure hope she writes more!