At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed

By: Ross Patterson

Narrated by: Ross Patterson

Our hero, Saint James Street James, is a tall, extremely muscular 35-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid, a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world, a package so large that it requires a signature, a beautiful, passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table, a ton of children, and his own personal gold mine. His life, set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one long parade of amazing sex, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights—the kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town—equal parts loved and feared by all. But when the Schläger Brothers come to town, so, too, comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him (including, but not limited to: prostitutes, his horse, money, and drugs. Oh, and his wife and children, too, sort of). God help anyone who stands in his way.

©2015 Ross Patterson (P)2015 Ross Patterson

Over the top Brilliance

Very funny, Mel Brooks worthy comedy, with over the top raunch and American Bravado! Loved it! Can't wait for the second book.

I'm a man now

my life is complete time to go find some opium and begin my journey to greatness

Laughed my Fool Head Off

Not for people who need safe spaces. Have a sense of humor and enjoy a really funny listen.

EPIC TO THE END

I love it so much haha. The greatest audio book known to exist. From sex to gunfights... Worth every penny.

fuckin amazing best book ever!

this is definitely the best book I've ever heard! I thoroughly enjoyed it. I will be reading again!