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Christmas Creeps from the Deep

A Holiday Horror Comedy

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Christmas Creeps from the Deep

By: D.M. Guay
Narrated by: Jeremy Frazier
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This Christmas, a hero will rise from the trailer park.

Earl Frost isn't what most people would call a hero. He's indoorsy. He lives with his grandma in a 1970s single wide in the Misty Pines Trailer Park. He spends most of his time taking care of his pet fish and working nights at Cecil's Gas 'n' Stop. Earl Frost also hates Christmas, which is a cardinal sin up there with pride and greed in Holiday Lake.

Holiday Lake is like a town on a Christmas card, or in one of those holiday romance movies that play non-stop on TV. Everyone here loves Christmas. Except for Earl. He has his reasons, but his bah humbug attitude hasn't helped him make friends. That's why Earl had to join a doomsday Cthulhu cult just to get some pals to drink beer with. Which is great until a cult ritual in the back of a junk shop goes wrong, and horrific creatures rise from the lake, hell-bent on killing and destroying everyone and everything in their path. Earl will have to team up with the Misty Pines Trailer Park Thursday Night Knitting Club and the girl of his dreams to stop the creatures as they slash their way through town. Can Earl save Holiday Lake—and Christmas—from monsters unlike any man has ever seen? Find out in Christmas Creeps from the Deep!

Christmas Creeps from the Deep is the new cozy holiday horror / science fiction comedy creature feature from the author of 24/7 Demon Mart. It's like a Hallmark Christmas romance meets Humanoids from the Deep, perfect for fans of Suckerville (Chris Sorensen), Secret Santa (Andrew Shaffer), Oddjobs (Heide Goody/Iain Grant), The Stupidest Angel (Christopher Moore), Kaiju Preservation Society (John Scalzi), The Visitor (Sergio Gomez), and Candy Cain Kills (Brian McAuley).

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Yay! It is a great day when D.M. Guay has a new release! Lots and lots of fun with this holiday-themed tale. D.M.'s stories never disappoint and I loved the characters in Christmas Creeps from the Deep. She has a way of creating characters that, while annoying, are still loveable. The small-town hillbilly-ish setting and cast of characters was lovingly rendered, even the bad guys who get what they deserve. D.M. is a real treasure and she is one of the few authors whose works I listen to more than once.

Anything D.M. Guay is an automatic add to my cart!

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I am a huge fan of DM Guay. Loved the story and the narrator. Just a fun story!

Funny

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Great characters, fun plot, Christmas and fish. Voice actor is great and the listener can see the action and characters expressions

Whimsical

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Good fun listen. Trailer park heroes save the small town in a showy setting. Detailed fights and loser hero that steps up like most of Guay's books.

Good fun shortish story

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I loved every single minute of this book. Heck I am going to listen to it again right now. Lots of laughs, a fun story and a true Xmas story.

Read this now. Fun freaky feel good

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