How to Survive Camping: The Man With No Shadow

By: Bonnie Quinn

Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker

A campy, cozy horror novel about a manager of a haunted campground just trying to get through the season, perfect for fans of Grady Hendrix, Rachel Harrison, and Welcome to Night Vale.

I am a campground manager. I don’t have a list of rules because I’m trying to ruin your fun…I’m trying to keep you from doing small, simple things that could result in your horrific and most agonizing demise.

Goat Valley Campground has killed generations of Kate’s family. The land is old, passed down through generations, but the campground’s reputation doesn’t just draw campers year after year. Creatures from folklore and horror have made Goat Valley not just their home, but their hunting ground.

As campground manager, Kate has rules to protect her campers—if the man with the skull cup offers you a drink, accept it or you will die a gruesome death; don’t buy ice from the children with no wagon; and of course, never ever follow the lights. Still, not every camper follows the rules…which means not every camper survives their stay.

Soon decapitated and exsanguinated campers are the least of Kate’s worries; one of the most dangerous inhabitants of the campground is determined to claim the land for himself. Meanwhile, something in the land is shifting, the tides are turning, and the curse that hunts members of her bloodline begins to close in…

Refreshing

How to survive camping was such a fun read and so refreshing, kept me interested the entire time. Loved how graphic it was without being too graphic and the funny moments really made me lol along with all the details you got to make the story come to life. The narrator did an amazing job.

I want this turned into a TV show

I loved everything about this book and can't wait for the next one! I want this turned into a TV show.

Creepy and fun!

I really loved this book. It kept me on my toes and was interesting the entire time. I’m so excited for the sequel to come out!!!!

Great twist and narration

This is a great read, fun, scary and exciting. Can’t wait for the next in the series.

Good story

That’s what I call a good camp fire book to read I’m currently listening to the audio adaptation in the no sleep podcast and they have changed some things but it still fits so will and I really enjoyed reading this book and can’t wait for the next one