Elevator Pitch

Hapless in Love, Book 1

By: Evelyn Leigh

Narrated by: Nick Martineau, Aure Nash

Selah Bailey, an anxious, risk-averse, homebody determined to finally become the main character in her own story, created a "F*ck It List" filled with goals and experiences to force her out of her comfort zone and introduce her to a life outside of her front door.

Realizing she'll need a partner to help complete her more adventurous goals by the deadline, she goes on a few dates in the hopes of breaking her dry spell, with no luck. After what may be the worst date ever, she meets Greyson in the elevator of her building.

She soon finds herself running out of time to complete the list and seeks an arrangement with anyone tolerable—though a certain neighbor comes to mind.

Greyson is everything she wasn't prepared for and could be the perfect hero for her story. Except falling in love is against the rules, and she should probably leave the house to find it.

Greyson Park is a business-oriented extrovert who's fully content with the life he's built for himself amid his divorce.

For the past seven years, he's prioritized making the best out of every day and keeping things casual in his love life.

As the creator of a wildly successful dating app, he's become quite the modern-day matchmaker. While he loves seeing others in love, he doesn't forgive himself for the past and believes romance isn't in the cards for a second time.

After what may be the most awkward night ever, he meets Selah in the elevator of his building.

He soon finds himself needing a believable date for his ex's wedding to silence the noise about him not moving on, and works out an arrangement with his neighbor.

Selah is everything he didn't know he needed, and could be the one who introduces him to a life outside of work. Except falling in love is against the rules, and he should probably use his app to find it.

Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.

©2024 Evelyn Leigh (P)2025 Podium Audio

Dominant Love

Ok first off yes 🙌🏾 on the pleasure dom for this deserving woman who suffered pain in the past! This book was phenomenal because it addressed real life issues and they both found love and healing. Great book, kept me going and I will gladly buy the next one. Bring it on! #bookboyfriend

I Love This Couple

Kudos to Evelyn Leigh for an awesome story and to the narrators for a job well done!! What am I gonna read/listen to now?!

Wow

Get this book now!! This book was so romantic as a neurodiversive woman, it was so relatable!! The romance was so beautiful and realistic 😍. The Hot scenes are so freaking amazing!!I can't wait to o read the next book in this series!

So cute had me giggling

I was so giddy and hiding my face in a good way. This was so well written I flew through this book!

completely unexpected

I thoroughly enjoyed this. I felt like I learned a little bit about what I may have not known i liked 🤣 Gray had me blushing very hard in public. smh. I enjoyed it. I like how Gray was patient and treated Sela delicately and then rough at those spicy times. Also the relation to music really tugged at my heart too. I love so many pieces of this story. I just don't want to spoil it.