Mid-Thirties Slightly Hot Mess Female Seeking Billionaire

By: J.S. Cooper

Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Lance Greenfield

To Whom It May Concern,

This is a long shot.

I'm seeking a billionaire. I will also settle for a millionaire. Sorry, I'm not interested in any salesmen looking to sell me a time-share or a part of their animal balloon company (been there, done that).

I am not a gold digger, though you may not believe that. I have references. Ask all my broke exes and my best friends.

To be fair, I am not a glamorous model, actress, or professional dancer. I do, however, take pole dancing lessons (for fun, of course, not dollar bills).

I am an educated (still have the student loans to prove it), open-minded (toy stores are fun, and not for games), fairly cute (when I try), only a little curvy (those last thirty pounds don't want to leave) single female. I want to be swept off my feet, wined, dined, and bedded in ways that make me forget my name.

I have a job (that I hate), with a boss who makes me want to jump off a cliff. However, my friends make up for the day job. I'm ready for an adventure—and possibly a penthouse with a maid and a design budget.

If interested, please respond before Monday morning so I don't have to go to work.

Love,

Sultry Sassy Sarah

Note to self: don't write stupid ads while half drunk and hanging out with immature, obnoxious friends. Certainly, do not post them on the internal company message thread by mistake. Do not freak out when your boss says he wants to see you in the office first thing Monday morning. And please never make a joke, asking how many dollar bills he has to make it rain, ever again.

I'm dead meat.

©2024 J.S. Cooper (P)2024 Podium Audio

DON'T GET CAUGHT DRINKING AND TEXTING.....

Favorite Quote – “She’s been called the Pole Whisperer by some men and the Slutty Stripper of Manhattan by others.” My eyes dart to Isabel and I try not to glare at her. What is she doing? I she out of her mind?”

Rating – 🌟🌟🌟
Spicy – 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Main Characters – Ethan Rosser & Sarah Kahan

Author – J.S. Cooper 😍😍😍😍😍
Title – Mid-Thirties Slightly Hot Mess Female Seeking Billionaire
Series – Single and Sassy in the City: Book 2
Standalone/Interconnected Standalone/Interconnected Series

Narrators – Lance Greenfield & CJ Bloom
Narration Type – Dual
Lance Greenfield - 💙💙 💙💙💙
CJ Bloom - 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Genre – Contemporary Frienemies to Lovers Office Romance
Tropes – AlphaMale – Angst – Jealousy – Sassy Heroine – Banter – Forced Proximity

Story - 🫶🫶🫶
Chemistry - 🌟🌟🌟
Banter - 💬💬
Plot - 📚📚
Side Characters - 👨‍🤝‍👩👨‍🤝‍👩👨‍🤝‍👩

Hero – Ethan Rosser - 📘📘📘
Humor - 😂😂😂
Jealousy - 😡😡😡
He Grovels - 🙏🙏🙏
Growth - 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️

Heroine – Sarah Kahan - 📕📕📕📕
Humor - 😂😂😂
Strength - 🏋️‍♀️🏋️‍♀️
Sweetness - 🍬🍬🍬
Sassy - 😉😉😉
Date Read – 7/4/2025
#66/2025

Captivating

Loved the characters and story line. Did not want to stop listening. Sarah is a hoot.

Hilarious

I laughed a lot during this book! The pole dance bet was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣.
I appreciated the uptodate dialog, music references, and body image for both male and female characters.
Im never a fan of drawn out angst drama.
There’s angst in the storyline but their banter made it feel very light.
The performance was ok. I always like Bloom! Greenfield was ok, He has an awkward emphasis at the end of sentences and he’s a bit high pitched and I prefer a deeper tone.

Overall it’s worth it! Going to get the next book too!

This was terrible!

Waste of my time IMHO! I didn’t enjoy any of the storyline. This author is not for me.