Unwrap My Heart

Or, It's Time for Mummies

By: Alex Falcone, Ezra Fox

Narrated by: Sarah Hatheway

Sofia is just a normal high school girl, worried about getting her homework done and looking cool in the lunchroom, when he shows up: a devastatingly handsome new kid, mysteriously covered in decaying bandages, and staring at her from the empty holes where his eyes should be. She thinks he's just a hipster, but is there more to this handsome stranger than meets the eye? Yes. He's a mummy. We're not really making a secret about this. The twist is he's a mummy. It's a book about a girl who falls in love with a mummy. We've read young adult books about teenage girls unknowingly falling in love with vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, fairies, mermen, warlocks, dreamwalkers, and trolls. Seriously, there was one about trolls. It's time for mummies, dammit. It's time for mummies.

©2016 Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox (P)2016 Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox

That happened

If you were reading Twilight and thought to yourself… what if Bella Swan had a traumatic brain injury but also fell in love. Then this is for you.

Love the book and the podcast

Great book actually made me laugh audibly in the middle of work. I got some weird looks from people but totally worth it for this delightful book. Keep up the good work on the podcast Read it and Weep and I look forward to another book some day.

This book changed my life

For the worse. I’ll never recover, I’ve never felt so uncomfortable while listening to an audio book. I gagged. 10/10

truly a satire

that was such a fun story!
going into it knowing it's a satire of twilight. made a difference. I'm kinda sad it was only 4 hours. twas a bit of river dancing around necro...ya know what just get it. if you like cheese campy humor, you'll love this. funny joke on romance monster books.

I'm losing my shit Scoob

This is probably the best parody of the monster romance trope ever. Shame there was no mummy sex 🤧