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You with the Sad Eyes

A Memoir

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You with the Sad Eyes

By: Christina Applegate
Narrated by: Christina Applegate
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"Funny, furious, and profane." —The New York Times

“Not your typical celebrity memoir.” —Jimmy Kimmel


Unflinchingly honest and darkly funny, You with the Sad Eyes unveils a side of Christina Applegate we’ve never seen, forever cementing her formidable and iconoclastic legacy.

Christina Applegate came of age on sets and stages, expected to be on time, with lines learned, ready for lights-camera-action. What started as a financial necessity soon became an emotional escape from a tumultuous home life in the infamous Laurel Canyon scene of the 70s and 80s. She rocketed to stardom on the sitcom Married...with Children and went on to captivate audiences in classics like Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead…, Anchorman, and Dead to Me in her five-decade long career.

Then it all stopped. A Multiple Sclerosis diagnosis in 2021 confined her to a king-sized bed and the company of memories she’d rather forget: memories of the self-doubt and body dysmorphia that stalked her meteoric rise, of her mother’s fight against addiction and abuse after her father left, and of the tax life had taken on her body and mind that was suddenly coming due.

Now, at her most intimate and vulnerable, she unveils a story not even those closest to her fully know. She returns to the diaries she kept her whole life, finding the pain matched by joy, the losses mitigated by the extraordinary, and the weight of life lifted by her unrelenting belief that something greater lay ahead. No longer willing to lock herself away and with the perspective only our own mortality can bring, she knew it was imperative to tell it all.

You with the Sad Eyes presents a remarkable woman and her legacy. In her own words, “I truly believe that books can make people feel less alone. That’s why I’m doing this. You with the Sad Eyes won’t be some big violin scratching for my life. But it will be real. It will be filled with the ups and downs, the humor and grief of life.

So here I am.

Real me.

Lots to say.”

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I have always loved and admired her for her work, but to hear her tell this story was so touching. She is one smart and brave woman with an amazing life.

Outstanding

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The worst part about this memoir was that it had to end. So well spoken and emotional. I have always enjoyed Christina as an actress, and now it’s even better knowing how truly genuine she really is. Wishing her nothing but love and healing!

So much love!

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Honest, raw, triumphant, heartbreaking, successful and such a beautiful soul. Keke we love the real you ❤️

Deeply raw and honest

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you never know the real life of a true star until you hear it in her own words. The things KiKi went thru just proves her resilience is absolutely astounding.

just wow!!!

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I just liked it and the story has not ended, there is still a lot to do.

Honesty and Candor

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