The Tim Conway Jr. Show Hour 1 (3.24)

It's that time of year again, we're nearly at opening day at Dodgers Stadium — it’s the day after tomorrow! Go Dodgers! They’ll even be a flyover courtesy of two F-35 sea planes from Edwards Air Force Base. There's a verdict in that mammoth Meta lawsuit, with lots of money going from the social media giant to New Mexico for violating state law. Mark Zuckerberg has to shell out $375 million due to lack of care for children’s mental health. Turns out, constant scrolling is bad for your noggin! The Dodgers are being honored with a new “Samurai of the Diamond” mural in Torrance, courtesy of contemporary artist Robert Vargas. Update on the Air Canada plane crash at LaGuardia Airport Sunday night: The flight attendant Solange Tremblay was launched from the plane over 100 yards while still strapped into her jump seat. How on earth did she survive? Let’s find out!

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Tim Conway Jr. Hour 2 (3.24)

Bellio is deathly afraid of snakes, as are many pussies. Springbreakers say they found a python curled up in their bed at an Airbnb rental in Florida! United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby warns travelers to purchase their airfare tickets now for summertime travel because prices will likely go up due to rising fuel costs. Our pets are aging — we don’t like that. But dog brains may hold the key to age-related illnesses in their two-legged besties, i.e., us! Is there a study on how farts affect short people and dogs? Owning a pet is very expensive nowadays. Apparently, pet care has gone up 10% in the past year alone. Now in parts of Los Angeles, there are homeless people living in the sewers. Humans should not be living like rats. Meanwhile, people in Huntington Beach are losing their yards to old sewer lines that come through their properties after Orange County seized the backyard spaces.

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Tim Conway Jr Show Hour 3 (3.24)

Did you know? There are far more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on earth. And it’s not even close! Scientists estimate there are one sextillion stars — we don’t have enough fingers to count that high! Now, let’s talk about Knott’s Berry Farm’s Food & Wine Festival, where the boysenberry was born! Did you know? Every single boysenberry in the world can be traced back to Knott’s Berry Farm! Olvera Street in downtown LA is in trouble! Let’s try to save it. Now, let's check out the Dodgers schedule. Timmy also tells the tale about his Toluca Lake mate who choked on a piece of steak. Electric bikes are growing in popularity, but also pissing off a lot of people, and now Seal Beach cops are investigating a collision between a teenager on an E-bike and an elderly woman who was seriously injured. A new In-N-Out Burger might be coming to the town of Buellton, north of Santa Barbara, after previously rejecting the burger joint in the area.

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